No matter how hard I slap it, spank it, and jerk it, all I get is a pathetic dribble out the top. It’s like I’m coaxing out a geriatric genie who’s not in the mood. Any tips?

by Alternative-Fly7717

27 Comments

  1. You can take out the stopper on top and pour some out

  2. Middle_Currency_3155

    Tickle the label while you pump it

  3. Coujelais

    Stick a toothpick through the hole first then shake at a slant. Remember the bottlenecks in the glass ketchup bottles? Gotta tap it just right.😉

  4. Visible_Brain1620

    You gotta whisper in its ear “you like that? You saucy sauce.”

  5. nothatdoesntgothere

    Just pretend you’re roughin’ up the suspect.

  6. jduddz91

    To answer ur question like everyone is saying to angle it… air in equals product out so if u allow the seal to break as u go and displace the product with air bingo

  7. Alternative-Fly7717

    At 2 bottles per table, I can try a few of these when my bbq allowance comes back in. Thanks all. Haha

  8. While scrolling, I thought for sure this was r/austincirclejerk

  9. acsatx89

    Pop the stopper out and lay it on a paper towel and put it back when you’re done?

  10. BrianOconneR34

    Shake it aggressively, flog the dolphin if you will.

  11. ATX_NOT_FOR_US

    I learned from all those trips to Lockhart not to use sauce. Now they all come with sauce, but I still never use it.

  12. hobocansquatcobbler

    You are going to have to start sucking dick. But not ACC or San Marcos Dick. Just regular “Austin Chronicle” dick.

  13. sapiosardonico

    If it needs sauce, it’s not worth your time.

  14. martinbogo

    Go back to the main room, turn to your left, or your right, and use the pump that’s nearby that will give you all the same barbecue sauce you want with the ease of a handle

  15. Don’t eat at rudy’s. You’ll just get bad overpriced “food” and chorro.

  16. sandfrayed

    I don’t understand why anyone likes the taste of Rudy’s BBQ sauce. I find it to be pretty much the worst tasting BBQ sauce I’ve had anywhere.

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