No matter how hard I slap it, spank it, and jerk it, all I get is a pathetic dribble out the top. It’s like I’m coaxing out a geriatric genie who’s not in the mood. Any tips?
by Alternative-Fly7717
27 Comments
CR512
You can take out the stopper on top and pour some out
Lance-Pants228
Are you asking how bottles work?
Middle_Currency_3155
Tickle the label while you pump it
Coujelais
Stick a toothpick through the hole first then shake at a slant. Remember the bottlenecks in the glass ketchup bottles? Gotta tap it just right.😉
PolarBearLaFlare
Smack that ass
Visible_Brain1620
You gotta whisper in its ear “you like that? You saucy sauce.”
nothatdoesntgothere
Just pretend you’re roughin’ up the suspect.
uhhhhh696969
It’s the angle
jduddz91
Gotta jerk it off better
jduddz91
To answer ur question like everyone is saying to angle it… air in equals product out so if u allow the seal to break as u go and displace the product with air bingo
Eltex
Bbq don’t need no sauce
Alternative-Fly7717
At 2 bottles per table, I can try a few of these when my bbq allowance comes back in. Thanks all. Haha
thekatsass2014
Flomax?
gmrnxii
While scrolling, I thought for sure this was r/austincirclejerk
acsatx89
Pop the stopper out and lay it on a paper towel and put it back when you’re done?
BrianOconneR34
Shake it aggressively, flog the dolphin if you will.
ATX_NOT_FOR_US
I learned from all those trips to Lockhart not to use sauce. Now they all come with sauce, but I still never use it.
hobocansquatcobbler
You are going to have to start sucking dick. But not ACC or San Marcos Dick. Just regular “Austin Chronicle” dick.
pjcowboy
Take the top off. Geez.
mattmantx
Grossss
sapiosardonico
If it needs sauce, it’s not worth your time.
BadKittyRanch
Red rocket
troy380
Go to good bbq place
martinbogo
Go back to the main room, turn to your left, or your right, and use the pump that’s nearby that will give you all the same barbecue sauce you want with the ease of a handle
somecow
Don’t eat at rudy’s. You’ll just get bad overpriced “food” and chorro.
MrAbadeer
Zinc & vitamin D
sandfrayed
I don’t understand why anyone likes the taste of Rudy’s BBQ sauce. I find it to be pretty much the worst tasting BBQ sauce I’ve had anywhere.
27 Comments
You can take out the stopper on top and pour some out
Are you asking how bottles work?
Tickle the label while you pump it
Stick a toothpick through the hole first then shake at a slant. Remember the bottlenecks in the glass ketchup bottles? Gotta tap it just right.😉
Smack that ass
You gotta whisper in its ear “you like that? You saucy sauce.”
Just pretend you’re roughin’ up the suspect.
It’s the angle
Gotta jerk it off better
To answer ur question like everyone is saying to angle it… air in equals product out so if u allow the seal to break as u go and displace the product with air bingo
Bbq don’t need no sauce
At 2 bottles per table, I can try a few of these when my bbq allowance comes back in. Thanks all. Haha
Flomax?
While scrolling, I thought for sure this was r/austincirclejerk
Pop the stopper out and lay it on a paper towel and put it back when you’re done?
Shake it aggressively, flog the dolphin if you will.
I learned from all those trips to Lockhart not to use sauce. Now they all come with sauce, but I still never use it.
You are going to have to start sucking dick. But not ACC or San Marcos Dick. Just regular “Austin Chronicle” dick.
Take the top off. Geez.
Grossss
If it needs sauce, it’s not worth your time.
Red rocket
Go to good bbq place
Go back to the main room, turn to your left, or your right, and use the pump that’s nearby that will give you all the same barbecue sauce you want with the ease of a handle
Don’t eat at rudy’s. You’ll just get bad overpriced “food” and chorro.
Zinc & vitamin D
I don’t understand why anyone likes the taste of Rudy’s BBQ sauce. I find it to be pretty much the worst tasting BBQ sauce I’ve had anywhere.