This should be done thin as a candied spam satay garnished with sesame seeds
Optimixto
And somehow, the most infuriating thing about this is the way this person opens the fucking can. My Uncle Hook used to open cans like that.
SmadaSlaguod
Like hell it is!
eross200
You know…
I’d try it.
chippin_out
That face in the end says it all.
Boat_U47
I think caramel spam would be better tbh…
LoCh0_xX
Call me crazy but I’m not entirely against candied meat as a sort of carnival novelty item, but the problem here is a) he candied the WHOLE BLOCK, so it’s impossible to eat, and b) used food coloring with no other ingredients, like if you’re gonna make this might as well toss in some other flavors besides sugar
MW777
His face at the end is the truthful part
bc4284
I could see this idea being valid with different execution. First candying the whole brick of spam no. Slice it about the same thickness as a ham steak or a thin pork chop. Get some sweet into that salty meat by soaking the spam slices in maybe some pineapple juice (maybe some rum for the rum-ham memes) and some spices use a ham glaze for the basis of the candying dip and you might have something.
Seriously there’s ways to make this idea something that hits that perfect salty sweet spot that honey glazed ham hits.
jakedeighan
My grandfather fought in WWII and he would not approve of this
moogoothegreat
“Have you got anything without so much Spam in it?”
trashcrayon
TIL Spam is considered a food
0-Nightshade-0
Who the fuck tonghulued the spam?
SoDi1203
0:24 Its around that time frame that he realized he fuckt up.
Extension_Building19
Nope
Extension_Building19
This dude must have the worst bathroom visits
Official-idiot-05
Another reason as to why public execution by woodchipper with dull blades should be ok
Geoff900
Maple spam?
_TrustMeImLying
I missed this guy, him and the guy who has sex with the baked goods. Whatever happened to “everybody’s so creative” lady?
Plasmadube
You really missed the opportunity to say Candied spam is a fail food?
mochicrunch_
His face when he bites it says it all
NightDivision7
It looked like he was struggling to open the can.
Spaceman_Spliff_42
Shirt checks out
Upset-Zucchini3665
We’re witnessing the fall of humanity..
SpicyCompetitor
Apparently, Spam is actually food…
BeenStork
Trick AND Treat all wrapped up in one fun bundle.
Justavian
Will he get the meat sweats if he eats the whole thing?
poison_heart96
– 1. He VIOLATED that can – 2. His face after he bit into that 🤣
Proper-Ball-5294
I love spam but a spamgulu..? jesus man your sodium levels are gonna be thru the roof if you eat this often
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Way too much spam.
This should be done thin as a candied spam satay garnished with sesame seeds
And somehow, the most infuriating thing about this is the way this person opens the fucking can. My Uncle Hook used to open cans like that.
Like hell it is!
You know…
I’d try it.
That face in the end says it all.
I think caramel spam would be better tbh…
Call me crazy but I’m not entirely against candied meat as a sort of carnival novelty item, but the problem here is a) he candied the WHOLE BLOCK, so it’s impossible to eat, and b) used food coloring with no other ingredients, like if you’re gonna make this might as well toss in some other flavors besides sugar
His face at the end is the truthful part
I could see this idea being valid with different execution. First candying the whole brick of spam no. Slice it about the same thickness as a ham steak or a thin pork chop. Get some sweet into that salty meat by soaking the spam slices in maybe some pineapple juice (maybe some rum for the rum-ham memes) and some spices use a ham glaze for the basis of the candying dip and you might have something.
Seriously there’s ways to make this idea something that hits that perfect salty sweet spot that honey glazed ham hits.
My grandfather fought in WWII and he would not approve of this
“Have you got anything without so much Spam in it?”
TIL Spam is considered a food
Who the fuck tonghulued the spam?
0:24 Its around that time frame that he realized he fuckt up.
Nope
This dude must have the worst bathroom visits
Another reason as to why public execution by woodchipper with dull blades should be ok
Maple spam?
I missed this guy, him and the guy who has sex with the baked goods. Whatever happened to “everybody’s so creative” lady?
You really missed the opportunity to say Candied spam is a fail food?
His face when he bites it says it all
It looked like he was struggling to open the can.
Shirt checks out
We’re witnessing the fall of humanity..
Apparently, Spam is actually food…
Trick AND Treat all wrapped up in one fun bundle.
Will he get the meat sweats if he eats the whole thing?
– 1. He VIOLATED that can
– 2. His face after he bit into that 🤣
I love spam but a spamgulu..? jesus man your sodium levels are gonna be thru the roof if you eat this often