I need an intervention. My marriage is in despair.
The ketchup is hers. The rest is mine. I’m a monster.
by The_RockObama
31 Comments
IDratherbesleeping20
Right there with ya!
Turvillain
Lol Keeping vinegar based hot sauces in the fridge is contentious .
vode123
I have 2 shelfs just like this in the fridge too. Thats what I’m limited to and what keeps me in check.
Southern_Fan_9335
lmao I can’t imagine being mad about hot sauce
maybe it’s because we both love hot sauce but tbh I’d rather him fill my fridge with spicy juice than like alcohol or something
theactualkrevice
Shelf space is the only thing that holds me back
WaleNeeners
Had the same problem. Bought a mini fridge. Works great. I have one shelf for hot sauces and one for drinks. Plus it has a small freezer for emergency ice cream and popsicles when I go overboard with the hot sauce 🙂
bahdumtis
I wonder how many people keep their hot sauce in the fridge, I only keep them in the cabinet
AthenaZN
You are not alone, my friend. My refrigerator door looks the same. 🤷
Certain-Resolve
If she doesn’t support your passions she’s not the one =P
RiverRat1648
Only logical solution is to install a wine fridge in your kitchen and fill it with hot sauce bottles
thechugdude
I have a rule now. I usually have to finish a bottle before I buy a new one.
Brimstone747
My wife bought me two Lazy Susans for all my hot sauces. They take up half of the top shelf in our fridge. My wife and I love eachother.
eyeguy21
It looks like your marriage is HOT AND SPICY
ProtNotProt
Get a new smaller fridge just for your sauces. Problem solved.
jet_heller
You ARE a monster!
What kind of a monster would allow regular ketchup to take up hot sauce space!?
BackgroundPrompt3111
Most of those sauces don’t need to be refrigerated. Build a shelf and let the lady have some more fridge space.
jH1214
The easy fix would be to find a new wife who likes hot sauce
baseballspicy
I see soy sauce and no Cholula.
Sir, we are going to have to ask you firmly, but politely, to leave.
boots311
Oh man. I’ve had this happen. My wife was pissed! I will say I had a handful that I didn’t use too often that didn’t have much left. Fait. But what I did was take all those little leftovers, mix them all together with some wing sauce & make chicken wings for everyone at a party. I call them ‘bango wings’
2beatthedevil
It can get a lot worse. Time for a second fridge and find out.
Eisie
ONLY 2 shelves? Holler when you get an entire extra fridge for sauce, amateur! 😉
LiquidPorkChops1
Your marriage is in despair or your butthole?
Maelstrom_78
Get a garage fridge.
Spidaaman
95% of those sauces don’t need to be refrigerated, just for anyone else wasting fridge space.
JAnky104
Get another one
af_echad
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Hot sauce $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
ximagineerx
Bahhh… you’re a monster for keeping them in the fridge haha
Plastic_Primary_4279
This isn’t that many…
CapeRanger1
Any good hot sauce does not need to be in fridge.
munchmandan87
Your wallpaper around the house must be peeling off the walls.
Adam_n_ali
Thats a *cute* amount of hot sauce. You have more on order, right?
31 Comments
Right there with ya!
Lol Keeping vinegar based hot sauces in the fridge is contentious .
I have 2 shelfs just like this in the fridge too. Thats what I’m limited to and what keeps me in check.
lmao I can’t imagine being mad about hot sauce
maybe it’s because we both love hot sauce but tbh I’d rather him fill my fridge with spicy juice than like alcohol or something
Shelf space is the only thing that holds me back
Had the same problem. Bought a mini fridge. Works great. I have one shelf for hot sauces and one for drinks. Plus it has a small freezer for emergency ice cream and popsicles when I go overboard with the hot sauce 🙂
I wonder how many people keep their hot sauce in the fridge, I only keep them in the cabinet
You are not alone, my friend. My refrigerator door looks the same. 🤷
If she doesn’t support your passions she’s not the one =P
Only logical solution is to install a wine fridge in your kitchen and fill it with hot sauce bottles
I have a rule now. I usually have to finish a bottle before I buy a new one.
My wife bought me two Lazy Susans for all my hot sauces. They take up half of the top shelf in our fridge. My wife and I love eachother.
It looks like your marriage is HOT AND SPICY
Get a new smaller fridge just for your sauces. Problem solved.
You ARE a monster!
What kind of a monster would allow regular ketchup to take up hot sauce space!?
Most of those sauces don’t need to be refrigerated. Build a shelf and let the lady have some more fridge space.
The easy fix would be to find a new wife who likes hot sauce
I see soy sauce and no Cholula.
Sir, we are going to have to ask you firmly, but politely, to leave.
Oh man. I’ve had this happen. My wife was pissed! I will say I had a handful that I didn’t use too often that didn’t have much left. Fait. But what I did was take all those little leftovers, mix them all together with some wing sauce & make chicken wings for everyone at a party. I call them ‘bango wings’
It can get a lot worse. Time for a second fridge and find out.
ONLY 2 shelves? Holler when you get an entire extra fridge for sauce, amateur! 😉
Your marriage is in despair or your butthole?
Get a garage fridge.
95% of those sauces don’t need to be refrigerated, just for anyone else wasting fridge space.
Get another one
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Hot sauce $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Bahhh… you’re a monster for keeping them in the fridge haha
This isn’t that many…
Any good hot sauce does not need to be in fridge.
Your wallpaper around the house must be peeling off the walls.
Thats a *cute* amount of hot sauce. You have more on order, right?