I get to add one ‘partner’ to my $200/y Erewhon membership. https://www.erewhonmarket.com/membership/
If you are interested in being my ‘partner’ for $80 DM me. Only stipulation is that I get the monthly free drink and we can only use the points we accrue from our own purchases.
by waffletastic2
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Most ironic post I’ve ever seen
“I can’t afford this membership but it’s important that people know I shop at erewhon”
This is such a Los Angeles thing on many levels.
No monthly drink? I’m out
Isn’t most of the value in the free drink?
Honestly this isn’t a bad deal. If I shopped there more for groceries I def would’ve gotten this one. You should list the perks for everyone.
What a rip and a laugh 😂
The accounting regarding separate point accruals is a hassle. Literally no benefit for the person being your partner.
I wonder why L.A. is perceived as shallow…🤔
I would like to sell half of my half of an erewhon plus membership, I am also open to smaller fractional ownership shares.
We can coordinate on this website, where you can rent ownership of a portion of my half of a half membership down to 15 minute increments.
http://Www.dumb-erewhon-idea.com
They’re going to detain you with fair-trade hemp string and revoke your minimalist tote access when they catch you violating the membership terms.
Oh dear.
how are you literally more extra than me, the person who walked a human dog on a leash at the supermarket in question 🤔
Why would anyone even want to contribute/participate?
OP seems to get all the benefits.
I see no value for the person footing $80. Where’s the ROI?
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But could I sell half of MY share???
Anyone want to split half of my Equinox membership? Only $200 a month! You can’t visit, but I’ll give you one of the free tee shirts and I’ll sneak a couple of pumps of shaving cream in a Ziploc baggie to you every other month or so. 🥰
I’m selling 5/8s of my uber ride to work tomorrow. You don’t get to ride in the uber, but I will probably get us a 5 star review which will open up a lot of possibilities for you in the future.
This would be a nightmare to manage. What’s the benefit? Fighting over points? The stupid sales?
Is this store seriously worth a membership? The drinks can’t be that good.
How poor are you
I was wondering why Erewhon fractional membership share futures were climbing on the European exchanges & then I saw this post
I’m sure if this person can afford to shop there they can afford a membership 😂
People actually shop at erewhon? Cringe
In other news, anyone want to split a haircut with me sometime next week?
40/60 split.
I get the haircut. But, you get your hair washed and conditioned.
Also, you get to talk to the hair stylist during my haircut and tipping is your responsibility.
This works out if you spend more than $800 at Erewhon a year (which isn’t hard, I suppose). Because, honestly, the real perk is that monthly smoothie. That sucker is $20. So if you’re Erewhon smoothie obsessed, I suppose, you’ve made your money back.
If you can’t afford the membership to yourself and $80 makes a big enough difference in your life that you are willing to share with a stranger, then you need to hit up Trader Joe’s my fren
I’m offering the same deal except it’s for a Costco membership
Only I get the free samples
If you go on a day I’m not there I’ll need you to collect all the samples and bring them to my house
We need to bully rich idiots more often lol
hahaha
For the love of Christ please tell me this is a shitpost.
Champagne taste on a Pabst budget.
Htf would you enforce the points usage.