Cheese is desperately needed. Looking at this makes my mouth dry.
Imtryingforheckssake
My commiserations on your impending divorce.
addhominey
Was this a party for toddlers?
Roflattack
She needs to learn to use plates. Nothing about that looks edgy. It’s just a mess.
ConceptMajestic9156
A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”
Sokg_78
So sad and beige
BigOleCrab
This looks like some kind of experimental restaurant where all you can order to drink is room temperature water served in dixie cups one ounce at a time.
MrChoocherino
The spacing and overall contents are just so off. Especially awkward with the chairs there, are people going to be sitting at this table to snack? What is going on here.
mentalscrew
This looks like treats i give my rats.
When your wife can’t see colors because she has color-blandness.
These aren’t appetizers, these are the last rations you have left before you resort to cannibalism.
You have our sympathies on your sex life if this is any indication of your spouse’s sense of creativity. I imagine the entire time she just stares off at the ceiling mumbling “Do you think the ceiling needs more beige?”
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Cheese is desperately needed. Looking at this makes my mouth dry.
My commiserations on your impending divorce.
Was this a party for toddlers?
She needs to learn to use plates. Nothing about that looks edgy. It’s just a mess.
A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”
So sad and beige
This looks like some kind of experimental restaurant where all you can order to drink is room temperature water served in dixie cups one ounce at a time.
The spacing and overall contents are just so off. Especially awkward with the chairs there, are people going to be sitting at this table to snack? What is going on here.
This looks like treats i give my rats.
When your wife can’t see colors because she has color-blandness.
These aren’t appetizers, these are the last rations you have left before you resort to cannibalism.
You have our sympathies on your sex life if this is any indication of your spouse’s sense of creativity. I imagine the entire time she just stares off at the ceiling mumbling “Do you think the ceiling needs more beige?”
pinterest fail 🙁
Yikes
I can only guess this was a work in progress.