Okay…I was gonna be nice, but now you’ve gone too far. So let me explain something, deep dish pizza is not only not better than New York pizza, it’s not pizza. It’s a fucking casserole. I’m surprised you haven’t thought to complete your deep dish pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top. It’s a cornbread biscuit which you’ve MELTED CHEESE ON and then in defiance of God and man and all things holy you POURED UNCOOKED MARINARA SAUCE atop the cheese! ATOP! The cheese! Atop! The sauce! Naked! Cold! On display like some sort of sauce whoo-re! You know the expression “There’s no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza” your pizza is like sex with a corpse made of sandpaper. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS NOT PIZZA! THIS IS TOMATO SOUP IN A BREAD BOWL! THIS- IS AN ABOVE GROUND MARINARA SWIMMING POOR FOR RATS!
No wonder US americans have health issus and beeing obese. What make it so hard, to make a regular pizza with fresh organic indigrents (vegetables), fresh herbs and not so much chees?
Need a place like this in Houston ASAP or I’ll just have to buy all the stuff and make at home. I went to Chicago for the first time right before Covid and man Giordanos did not disappoint!!
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"Massive sword"
Its a pizza cutter
I need to try one of these!
Okay…I was gonna be nice, but now you’ve gone too far. So let me explain something, deep dish pizza is not only not better than New York pizza, it’s not pizza. It’s a fucking casserole. I’m surprised you haven’t thought to complete your deep dish pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top. It’s a cornbread biscuit which you’ve MELTED CHEESE ON and then in defiance of God and man and all things holy you POURED UNCOOKED MARINARA SAUCE atop the cheese! ATOP! The cheese! Atop! The sauce! Naked! Cold! On display like some sort of sauce whoo-re! You know the expression “There’s no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza” your pizza is like sex with a corpse made of sandpaper. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! THIS IS NOT PIZZA! THIS IS TOMATO SOUP IN A BREAD BOWL! THIS- IS AN ABOVE GROUND MARINARA SWIMMING POOR FOR RATS!
Enjoy your next bowel movement in 3 months
No wonder US americans have health issus and beeing obese. What make it so hard, to make a regular pizza with fresh organic indigrents (vegetables), fresh herbs and not so much chees?
Need a place like this in Houston ASAP or I’ll just have to buy all the stuff and make at home. I went to Chicago for the first time right before Covid and man Giordanos did not disappoint!!
The stuffed is more common in a lot of local Chicago pizza chains
In the download, there's some fat guy that is almost obese to want to eat that and probably order that.
Super thin 💀💀sure buddy 😅
Ulceriffic!
"Massive sword"🤓💀🤡
You just look at it and you know you can’t take a bite for at least 5 minutes
This is not pizza…
NO!… and that's all I got to say about that.
The hatred that we Italians feel towards you is infinite
It's not what I think of when I think "pizza", but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want a slice.
Well that’s a casserole so……
This is not a Pizza
That just cheese pie
Yo. I just want the recipe.