a little spread from a while ago i thought you guys would enjoy 🙂
by auaualan
7 Comments
ElectricSnowBunny
…and a lot of sex was had that night
smol_egglet
Oh man. That is beautiful
Alternative_Case_878
A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”
JustTheStockTips
Elegant presentation. Real warm and inviting. I like the tree slice board. Solid 7/10
ShanShen
You are blessed to have a partner who enjoys tinned fish with you!
7 Comments
…and a lot of sex was had that night
Oh man. That is beautiful
A man walks into a bar… The bartender asks “Why the long face?”
The man replies “I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death.”
The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry I can’t help you kill yourself.”
The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d kill the guy.”
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
“Did you kill the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.
“Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”
Elegant presentation. Real warm and inviting. I like the tree slice board. Solid 7/10
You are blessed to have a partner who enjoys tinned fish with you!
whats in the one on the far right?
You looking for a second?