No BS, no vegetable oils or any of that crap, just good food
Almost every major mayonnaise brand has Soybean oil as the first ingredient these days 🤢
This stuff is great, the Chosen Foods brand mayo is great 👍
The bread is from a local bakery called Easy Tiger, no oils in this stuff
Eggs are pasture raised, dark orange yolks, we feelin good
by FAmos
32 Comments
That looks tremendous
I didn’t know butter could eat grass
Toast your bread
Nah
Make your own mayo. It changed my outlook on life.
Not a fan of egg with a burger, but damn that looks good!
Just make some mayo
The fear of seed oils is so hilarious to me.
There’s that grass fed butter again.
I’ve never wanted to face fuck a sandwich so bad in my life!
Being so pretentious about what goes into one of the most unhealthy things I’ve seen in a long time is incredibly hilarious. Do you smell your own farts?
How does it look so dry and so sloppy at the same time?
BOO! I’m a seed oil, did I scare you?
You fed grass to your butter?
It looks great, but it’s packed to the gills with unhealthy fats and cholesterol.
You might need to reevaluate what healthy eating is if you’re only concern is where your oil is sourced from.
Thats what you have after a long night at the bar
That looks awesome
Where’s the food porn? I just see grease porn
Not even considering health or anything, having several different things that just amount to “fat” is not appetizing.
Why mention “no oils” twice in the post, did they hurt your family? Is the oil in the room with you right now?
I’m… um… going to quietly weep with joy for a moment, and then I’ll see myself out. Good job. That’s beautiful.
Proportion sizing is a thing. Would be good if I could unhinge my jaw like a python.
This is still honestly r/shittyfoods doesn’t look good at all, for some reason it looks AI generated…
next time pretzel bun, trust me.
This looks like the burgers I ate as a kid because we were poor.
Those eggs look like shit
Too much of everything I think and it leads to overkill. Most notably the eggs
A cast iron burger sounds like something I could break my teeth on
Lol is any of that supposed to protect you from heart disease?
A few tips to improve next time:
Try a pretzel bun or a brioche bun. Also, your patty is way too thick. You should have used the same amount of meat but divided it up into two much thinner patties. And I think one egg would have sufficed. Maybe add some fresh garlic, lime juice, salt and pepper to the mayo to make an aioli.
By the way, were you stoned? This monstrosity is something I would make after having had a little too much to smoke.
Would. Smash.