Got this for Christmas and couldn’t be happier. I was going to go for the hatch chili in my eggs this morning… but of course went straight for the spiciness one. Used the grinder and put ~tsp maybe a bit more into 3 scrambled eggs with a large pinch of Mexican cheese mix.
First off, the flavor was amazing. Smokey, little sweet… and then like a propane grill that takes too long to light, WHOOSH!!! My mouth was on fire in the best way. By the end of the eggs I had a little sweat going, my sinuses were sufficiently clearing, and my mouth was smoldering.
3 hours later I went to take a piss and oh my sweet finery depths of hell!!! My piss was like pouring gasoline on a fire. Was NOT expecting that. The spicy poops sure, but man I’ve only had one hot sauce that made my pee sting a little and I ate A LOT of that sauce for that effect.
Anyways, I will probably do it again tomorrow and also experiment with more of the spices throughout the week.
*I wonder if this is what Gonorrhea feels like?*
by spank_that_hedge
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“That’s literally not possible. You have gonorrhea my friend.”
-Your Kidneys
A tsp of that on 3 eggs. Goddamn, that is excessive!!
Wife got me the yearly refill of ” I Can’t Feel My Face”, love that woman
Smoke Show made my ears ring. I can’t even imagine I can’t feel my face
Yup, its called a fire hose lol, I get it from eating whole Reapers or Scorpions
Thank you for the laugh – I cried a bit
> Anyways, I will probably do it again tomorrow
I so relate to you right now.
“Anyways, I will probably do it again tomorrow”
Loved that part. Made me really laugh out loud. Perfect
One thing a lot of folks don’t tell you about super hots, depending on the delivery method they can take like 10-15 seconds to really kick in.
Youre supposed to wash your hands in between touching hot sauce and touching your nethers, friend
I’ve only had this happen to me once after eating a lot of Jamaican food
It’s called “the clap”, see your physician and he will sort you out.