Classic MasterChef | MoistCr1TiKaL

Get ready for an epic culinary adventure as MoistCr1TiKaL reacts to the most savage moments from “MasterChef” featuring the legendary Gordon Ramsay and the iconic “Bald Guy” (Joe Bastianich). Watch as Cr1TiKaL brings his unique humour and insights to the intense kitchen showdowns, the fiery critiques, and the unforgettable dramatic confrontations that make “MasterChef” a must-watch.

From Gordon Ramsay’s razor-sharp critiques to the Bald Guy’s no-nonsense demeanour, this reaction video is packed with spicy commentary and hilarious takes on the world’s most intense cooking competition. Whether you’re a fan of the exquisite dishes, the high-stress challenges, or just here for the drama, this video has something for everyone.

Cr1TiKaL navigates through the pressure-cooker environment of the “MasterChef” kitchen, reacting to the contestants’ triumphs and mishaps, and of course, the legendary savagery of Ramsay and the Bald Guy. Don’t miss out on the fun – hit that like button, drop a comment with your favourite moment, and subscribe for more deliciously entertaining content!

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Big no no even if someone’s this was worse than mine I still have a really good chance of going on you should honestly be in jail adding flour to mashed potatoes have you lost your [ __ ] mind you pycho path Gordon Ramsey lock him up definitely stood out thanks the resub

Lull unfortunately for all the wrong reasons yo I’m getting married in the Tamp area on February 1 I have to make a point even about cooking about technique this is complete disaster this lamb is raw is completely raw slap her in the face with it back and forth you can’t

You take this thing and you cut it in half it would be dangerous God this guy really wanted to be an actor but ended up being a chef this is so now he does both raw do you see this raw what what are you thinking what are you thinking

About trying to serice raw food we’re here to judge this thing we’re watching you cook we’re not idiots you know if it were for me this is not an elimination round I would just now getting into the adrenaline inducing Souls like G I know you’ve answered before but what are your top three

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Challenge oh my God I need to win I gave up graduating at Loyola University of New Orleans before coming out here I only had there’s so much for me that college kind of sucks I had a buddy that went there and fresh fruit and this is a passion fruit ginger sauce ooh it’s

Quicksand when you put lamb on a stick you got to at least cut the fat off you didn’t even try the sauce there’s a lot of ginger in thanks the Ral Daniel radi and you cook that dish for me I’d go to the bathroom and you’d never see me

Again a bolt out the door that sweet thanks cool boy I’m the prime one true got to be kidding me Slim this is like a buffet gone bad oh thought he was going to throw it in her face I’m not tting toothpick in all you guys have at this point in the

Competition you need to be listening to what we’re telling you about what we’re producing because this is ridiculous and he smashes it over her head Looney Tune style like a [ __ ] cartoon what do you have for us when I present my dish I’m I’m really proud Max it better not be

Raw if it’s raw he’s going to [ __ ] you in the ass raw find it genius what in the hell is that I think it looks cute about 15 Crepes 15 Crepes stack really 15 crepes in there vacuum sealed how is it that small okay in between the 15

Crepes what is it uh it’s a mixture of cream cheese mascapone some espresso a little cream some sugar a torte do Crepes looks pretty good you know for 15 cres I don’t want to be annoying but my name is pronounced Bop not bopa damn I’m sorry bit

Up you have to do this with me you have to to taste that my pleasure the doctors for a skin graft on my butt yeah and stuck it in Caramel yeah that is a horrible weird texture on paper it sounds pretty good 15 crepes in a small surface area that’s kind of

Cool that good huh wow you know the fact that it’s an elimination test it’s serious Max they’re making fun of you I don’t get a lot of coffee flavor at all I don’t get much of anything aside from the weird texture I would be worried actually with what you made here that

Sounds like a threat what does he have to worry about the safety of his family now you’re going to send the Master Chef Hitman after him for those bad grapes got tripped up the lack of protein thanks for the tier one Cog and the prime lobsters into obscur and that dish belongs to

Max Christian oh it wasn’t cohesive it wasn’t thanks for the prime HD for free and the res D sty the dish was strange we didn’t expect it from you it was really something subpar we were very disappointed I think you’re wrong I think my dish is the worst dish here

That’s dish look oh my God think what you want Christian standing up and popping out his dick but we’re telling you the way we see it and we thought the dish sucked oh Christian you want to arm wrestle about it buddy right now his arrogance it’s stinking up

This kitchen he has no filter he don’t argue with Gordon Ramsey why we’re trying to give you constructive criticism if you’re a man oh yes constructive criticism such as we think it sucks how constructive unforunately your tal matching your arance the dish was a let down end the story wait why is he

Back your dish was so bad we decided to keep you around after you stood your ground or is this just a guy that looks like him a I don’t know that’s just like a super hipster look maybe this is a totally different guy the fennel is it

Just looks wonderful I love that you roasted it the puff past thee contrast against the creaminess of the Lobster mashed potatoes all of it works beautifully thank you Chef well done thank you so much hey Christian why don’t you have the same respect for these people that they

Do for you put man the bald MK over here is really targeting Christian and show these people the same respect they show you because if not I’m going to personally come over there and throw you out of here you show no respect and I’m not going to deal with no you’re not

You’re not going to do that you’re going to go over there with five security guards and still be afraid of Christian but need dude’s like 5 in taller than you and significantly wider Charlie click this link can’t click the link but thank you train oh I see what you’ve done thank

You and I don’t like night fight it’s a Pennsylvania Dutch uh play it’s um pork and sourkraut what the hell were you thinking it’s what I grew up with so you grew up wrong grew up with then this should be mindblowing you don’t look like you’ve achieved much all together you have it’s

All it’s meant to go together ah yes I can see from your dish that you amount to nothing and you suck dick behind the dumpster at a blockbuster yes yes oh yes very raw dick disgusting you know please leave that at least one of you is leaving Master Chef tonight understand I

Just look at that it looks like the pig on my bowl why is Christian still here is he too much of a man to get thrown out like no one here is tough enough to make him leave now I’m going to stop there sorry that’s ah the bald tough guy coming in

[ __ ] head explodes this is a great example of what garbage is if you’re going to serve us crap like that and you’re really wasting our time and you guys think about what we’re here to do at this point in the competition Jennifer that is really disappointing you were on a great

Trajectory and I don’t know where that leaves you quite frankly I mean let’s show a little Mercy that was her mother’s home recipe passed down from generation to generation you didn’t have to insult her whole lineage throw it away and then tell her she amounted to nothing you could have just said well

It’s not a dish I would have grown up with does thatan that is perhaps undercooked perhaps that’s not perhaps it’s probably not really I think I’ve seen most of them the basket you’re not wrong Finn that a B I think it looks cool could scream SC arear I’m looking at that and I’m

Looking at the MF trophy I’m thinking that’s kind of cool I can’t be the only one that thinks that’s kind of cool it’s like a little Christmas ornament but edible understand the spirit of this competition what we’re looking for here scallop basket go in the basket okay [ __ ] originality not

Foing around just buy me McDonalds and I’ll say yes good work game and you’re not here to waste our time you understand yes he is $5 for nothing more than simply saying thanks keep up the amazing wor smile you’re always so wholesome bull thank you

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Never seen crab what that CRA and you took are these like three aliens trying to pretend like they know human food right now I mean that looks pretty normal from what I’ve especially with the rice in the middle what am I supposed to do you know am I

Supposed to pull it out and eat this as I like scoop in and and hopefully it’s called eating which you clearly know a lot about yes you you eat it you’re not wrong you are on the right track there what what you do is this fake confusion or something what um

No I give a beauti I don’t get this at all what the [ __ ] and he totally screws it up what is that if T goes home I’m on my own based on that performance I’ll start packing hey Charlie check out this dumb fight funny hotel lobby fight drunk guy

Fights for his life type of fights you life well as long as it’s not actually life or death thanks the prime Tristan all right step off my here is $5 Turf thanks TR wow got a straw in your back pocket I am so bummed out right now I’m

Not a scientist in yeah it doesn’t look very good that’s like a little septic P check out Christmas turkey cake by cooking with hoarders check it out usually can’t watch cooking with hoarders though I roasted the potatoes in the pizza stone I did the B in the pizza

Stone and I did the uh Lobster on the pizza stone as well this what is a pizza stone really bad is that like one of the gifts that they gave to Jesus Christ when he was born I’ve never heard of the pizza stone long piece of bacon that

Looked like it just fell in it from someone’s breakfast plate yeah that’s a mess come on dud I’m supposed to eat this really [Laughter] you know watching you cook this was just a let down this guy’s such a douchebag down to punk [ __ ] this is what you bring heard your mom died what

Is this her ashes in this bowl get out of here get the [ __ ] out of here trash can this is Just got real this is not good thanks for the fat tier one dizzy loaf holy I am going home today T stay there for a minute hey tally thanks for the prime cheeky dick waffle look at the mess yeah that was probably the bald man cing over there [ __ ]

Look at the Cs let me tell you one more thing if you’re in any of our kitchens yes you’ve been fired 6 months ago yes sure these three judges are why don’t let the aliens out OFA 51 SM yeah I’m really confused by this Artic over some

Of these the some of the dishes have looked pretty good but the bald man [ __ ] pees his diapers immed the name of the show is Master Chef okay what do chefs do cook right so it’s not master orator or Master tell me about what my intention is about cooking what

Master Chef you think you’re going to impr you asked him what he made like emulsify this dude sucks man this guy must been bullied his whole life and now he’s got an ounce of power so he’s using that to the best of his ability basically destroyed lentils cuz I can

See they’re all exploded and overcooked you have a bunch of herb scraps with no dressing on him you got a piece of fatty nasty looking bacon on top of some poorly conceived cooked Arctic Char you’ve consistently disappointed Us and how good is it huh explosion of FL okay thanks for the resub nagito point of is to lock in as flavors you’re not wrong scra and I watch you cook and I just get so pissed off with you around maybe Mis interpreting the competition it’s Master

Chef not master bait oh flavor he’s been waiting 10 seasons for that it’s just a mess I think the judges struggled with understanding my flavor maybe they’re just a little too old school They well the bald guy he’s not a chef so I’ll give you that one that bald

Man doesn’t even know what [ __ ] food is he had to ask how to eat it once did you disapp into the library for half an hour no I did not what is it pleas I made a citrus salad with a champion vinegar now that looks horrible that looks

Atrocious I could make that oh cold spinach bang cheese bang tomato game what have you AC the I can’t on my vinegarette hey I can’t see any vinegarette I mean gra do you see any vinegarette on there don’t sir I see no this is a joke I don’t know what to

Say you know I’m not a rabbit and yet you serve me food that’s thanks for the res SL and you’re expec me to get blown away well I am blown away I’m shocked I’m not eat it o take that my last donation and I can’t sub or be a patron anymore that’s

Totally F and I will watch the stream when I can so remember me Plaza love you God speed ol I hope you have a great college experience man to me I throw you out I put the ass on the line for you and that’s you give

Me I screwed up I’ve made two mistakes in a r there’s AIG and I’m not going to make it through this stop Sasha please bring us Perfection VOA first of all looks like someone’s pooped on the plate who takes a [ __ ] that looks like that what the [ __ ] are you talking about

Ramsy you’re [ __ ] pure mucus starting to think that the bald guy’s signature type wrestling move is to just dunk a plate of food into a trash can and some dignity that would be a signature move a combination is just all wrong I give you $50 worth of langine and you give me

This what’s it worth now with the Grits I’ll say 55 I think it looks kind of good oh oh who never gifted me a sub earlier today thanks love the streams moist appreciate it te in thanks for the resub so thanks for the resub good joke it’s not raw fish like it’s maxed

Volume man I can’t do anything about it I can try this but that probably won’t make much of a difference Howard bring that dish up even without tasting it thanks the prime Turtle Che good look up on your next relationship let me pick did I ever tell you that choose whichever Spartan I

Wanted you know me I did my research watched as you became the pisses us off and these kind of dishes are what his signature move oh that’s what the fans love to see from saitama one punch man walking I’m not 100% confident in the dish that I’m bringing out plating isn’t that great

But hopefully the flavors come together so what is exactly this stuff who is that jalo that the bald guy mom little cumin yeah cumin is a spice that is not used a lot in pasta making or stuffing thanks for the tier one koal in the resub code yeah that was also very cute

Faded full of peppers it’s not harmonious with a pasta dish like this Classics work and they’re appreciated time time otherwise there wouldn’t be get a good connection to the basics don’t just fly off on a wing okay I I I don’t understand oh it is mom

Nice to you but the whole thing with you is you have this very Cavalier attitude don’t know what you’re cooking what dish you’re making with 10 minutes left then you come up here and get MTI eyed with us like oh poor me again I got screwed

Up and I’m getting tired of it because if you were smart you would duplicate a plate fact that you’re not even thinking whatever Professor Xavier can you take a bite first before you come up with this critique I know you’ve been monologuing for the last 10 minutes for this but at

Least eat it first and then give a critique if you’re here putting your spin on everything you make because you want to show us how cutesy and intelligent and crafty you are well that’s going to get you a oneway ticket back to wherever you came from and then

You could show your friends and the six people who told you were good how C and smart you are when you’re home cooking at dinner parties while the rest of this group goes on and competes to become the next Master Chef so are you ready to

Take a bite yet cuz it might be good the only thing worse a who boil is a narcissist his whole [ __ ] eyes glaze over cuz it was so great okay be me yes chef oh be me wow evil bald man yeah this [ __ ] bald guy sucks ass don’t

Dare they probably just reuse the plates what have you done here Huh yeah it looks kind of gross it’s like a pop zit yeah I don’t like that get set now now bald small dick man this is a dish to kind of be upset about cuz that’s yucky that’s really yucky I’m the trash man I come out and

Start throwing trash all over the ring EG I start eating garbage bald trash inat a guy me thanks Android what is that in there thanks for the reset me cre the prime L and ploopy I messed up I grabbed the wrong thing I just start finals have

Been kicking my ass thanks for the last chance speed how many tablesp like almost like 10 I was time is running out then time’s running out yeah something’s running through my now I messed up man it was a mistake it was something stupid PR sure I just

Failed for out of the five classes I have in college nice your stream is keeping my happiness up even though I should be studying one out of five ain’t bad catfish eats mud and algae so what does it taste like mud your catfish tastes like mud and my issue with you and our

Interchange before so it sounds like you just don’t like catfish why are you judging a catfish dish your at home because this defensive sh to me a second at this point you’re wasting my time and I don’t like to have my time wasted oh as if your time is so valuable

You look like you have a hard gluten intolerance go back to Whole Foods Joe know here to play or Jeff I don’t know your name [ __ ] one bite man is didn’t what I put on the plate because I got in a fight with Joe they were going to bash

Me no matter what told you tastes like you’re licking out your inside of your fish P my fish tastes great it doesn’t taste money hey Christie whispering to Buddies around you to help you I said I knew it if you want to talk behind my back I

Have the balls to say it up here in front of me Joe isn’t even a chef he just owns a bunch of restaurants that no one cares about I could see that yeah that sounds about right wow you got a Second that’s incredible you serious what is it over it what is it that’s my question it’s a baked mering Mass strawber on top and a banana puree yeah it looks kind of bad it’s like a strawberry cookie what is that I’ll give you that Joe you know this is elimination

Right what’s the gray bits it’s a banana puree e it looks like you slipped in cow bait it no it doesn’t it doesn’t look like cow [ __ ] Gordon you are so obsessed with everything looking like [ __ ] insul with some that looks more like a a wound that is in the process of

Healing now you are close to getting kicked out of this competition because that is the worst dish I have seen Joe for the next the official podcast yeah Joe’s welcome to come on and defend his bad t and micro penis wow ly unbelievable they raise you up so high

And then oh Joe that was so deep oh oh Joe maybe yes his big move might be a momento for you to take home actually that’s kind of rare one of the few plates Joe doesn’t smash to make himself feel strong godamn imagine being this guy’s son or daughter and he tries

To make you cook for him just full in K’s the plate over your head L nobody cooks for Joe do she C like that at home thanks for the resub set in the prime Johnny not going to F this is disgusting this is don’t mess with

Professor X do you know how much power he’s exerting to pretend to walk works this is a havean stands this is dangerous you’re going to fall you’re going to hurt yourself you’re going to hurt me loser is trying to be Gordon so badly funny how clever he thinks he

Is to be fair if you’re one of the judges with Gordon Ramsey there’s a certain expectation you have to meet and Joe’s trying very hard he just sucks ass at it and two of you are in contention for the best the belong to an is that Chris Jericho and then decide

Which one will be going home no cut Shing your head I ain’t going to lie Chef first time I’ve ever tried something like this man I thought I did damn good on it step up show me what you got I did a play on a cappuccino with a

Coffee pudding looks some caramel and cinnamon on top do you know what hurts me what happened did he mix like dirt in there you stuck a Master Chef logo I was trying to honor the show sir yeah it’s cute serious yeah it’s cute what so you got the pastry cream there

Whipped cream whipped cream on top underneath that you’ve got what and then I’ve got caramel and cinnamon come on honestly what what’s wrong anyone it doesn’t look like a dessert what what that doesn’t look like a dessert where do you eat [ __ ] Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory what are you

Talking about do you know what biscotti stands for no idea sir be means twice cot means cooked thank you for the history lesson can you try it first and then be a douchebag would cut these and then individually bake them again the whole concept would be Scotty and that

Brings me to my point for the entire room this is the Master Chef kit dishes have standards we’re here to distinguish who has a future in this kitchen and who doesn’t that looks great thanks my girlfriend dumped me so here is some of what was going towards her

Christmas gift I’m sorry to hear that set let’s go please that’s rough man you’ll find someone better lemon I just don’t like Night Fights proboly that’s raw right I I imagine so you imagine so something’s not thanks the prime that kid you don’t serve it leave it in the

Oven I’m struggling the prime tell where we can go with you because I don’t think there’s much potential just keep Joe away Joe’s going to lose his [ __ ] mind on this one wow this guy lost a lot of weight this tiny little corner looks cooked so how the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] congratulations

Man he must have eaten one at one of Joe’s restaurants where there’s nothing good to eat there so he just went [ __ ] anorexic but to win the competition you need to be able to come in and understand whether it’s dessert or fish how to still step up and make it happen

Absolutely thanks for the resub at TR in the prime Shadow boy dish and it looks pretty pedestrian honestly it didn’t look like there was a whole lot going on with her plate so tell me exactly what we have here Caribbean Asian Fusian style meatloaf I use some lemongrass soy

Some garlic and ginger and also I have a sweet potato mash and green beans again that looks fine must really taste like [ __ ] the issue I’m what’s the secret ingredient chloroform itself has the mushrooms going through it and these other things but it doesn’t really taste like anything and I’m getting the sweet

Potato and then that sweet glaze and it’s just like honey and the mango it’s that’s all I really get it could be like a weird meat dessert creation somehow at least this guy’s critiques are constructive like that’s helpful he throws your food away halfway through

The meal and then kicks you out in a rage worse to go in thanks for the tier one Ryan lemongrass and mango with a sauce the meat is dry it’s way overcooked it’s actual constructive criticism for Chef now Joe’s going to [ __ ] waddle over there all big manned

And just [ __ ] flip the table over on her and then whip out his [ __ ] and start coming’ taken a TV you think this is Master Chef no it’s Joe’s show my apologies all right bring out Joe let him off the leash come on Joe Dan woo please thank you I think the

Plate looks Prime stealth Tashi I’m actually pretty confident describe that please it’s round veel pork and short ribs some carrots onions shitake and then I’ve got a quick kimchi of Brussels sprouts Swiss Shard and that looks like asset I’d hate that that is absolutely disgusting hey Charlie you

Should check out I’m dating four guys and now I’m pregnant we watched that last just chatting of raw brussel sprouts that is one of the worst meatloaves I’ve ever eaten when Chef Ramsey says your than the prime blank is disgusting it’s the worst thing you can hear it’s absolutely

Devastating uh next up let’s go Dan wo and cutter please thank you Dan woo and Cutter’s plate EMP is this like a how do they keep having the same contestants over and over again with shitty dishes do they just not vote anyone off or do they constantly just bring them back for Joe

To make fun of them I am so embarrassed that pantry is stopped there are professional restaurants and kitchens that don’t match what we’ve set up in there for you and that’s what I get somebody some somebody give it to me will you tell me what that is please

It listen who eating now is she eating that’s good news luckily Joe’s not here otherwise he’d flip my [ __ ] dog’s food bowl over saying it’s disgusting throw it out yeah I told kick down my door in Rage that’s good though that she’s eating he gave his idea we grabbed the

Proteins and we started from there we went back simply told you that neither one they’re both lean they don’t we didn’t get enough ingredients to really make anything worse because you didn’t know have an idea you didn’t have anything real the end what you wanted to do you were just grabbing stuff we’ll

Get why is the audio so low both you pick up a basket fill it up and then bring it back at least you got something tangible to work with by the time we hit our station there was nothing we could do in terms of ingred if this is how he

Reacts to food how does he react to his kids Finger Paintings do you think Joe has kids I don’t think so he hasn’t met a [ __ ] that’s up to his standards every time he’s about to lay pipe he just goes [ __ ] nuts loses his goddamn mind marinated in

Some uh ponzu Yuzu soy uh on a three radish salad even separate identi it still doesn’t work he has two kids that is possibly one of the worst issues that’s got to be embarrassing for them to see him on this show man see thanks the prim muted you don’t

Have to eat it really special I’m a judge here so why don’t you let me figure out what I have to do and what I don’t have to do hi chat I know how to do my job you really don’t though Joe at all I’m watching it’s hard to expl you wouldn’t

Understand what do you know about culinary arts Gord R do you know who this big man is the bald man no he’s the trash man all he does is play with the [ __ ] trash cans and pretend like he understands food do the honors did he even try it

Nope you’re on is secret he’s allergic to food how can you how is cutter still here what is that on top it’s the blizzard logo I know I recognize that country blizard entertainment time and the outside of the cake looks like a hairy back what is that you’re kidding

Right what about what do you have Airy back yeah I do actually yeah it it was just a joke babe okay yeah I know I don’t know what the blizzard logo looks like but you sounded very serious and I was that was highly concerned that’s a uh generous portion

Of frosting that looks very good however I’m all about taste she looks disgusted you got to try it like that but it is so just wait till Joe gets up here take a little bite and just get a little gist of what I’m saying Joe is probably carrying a trash can to every

Restaurant he goes to insults the chef then does his signature move yeah that’s how he gets free meals Dam so just visually the frosting looks old guy’s wife is God Warrior that’s why he’s a douchebag I’d get behind that L tastes pretty good to me I think just everybody

Has a different palet but I mean it’s I think it’s one thing if somebody gives you their feedback for you to be humble enough to say right that’s why I’m trying to figure out where the balance is because just let me finish you don’t want to just sit there and say I stand

By it it’s good it’s like why does any that’s not what I me for to come out like at least the Dr Seuss hipster is at least nice and constructive I’m have expecting Joe to walk out on here with cowboy boots and old western hat and alasso

Notes my name is Michael BTW and believe it or not Joe is one of the more fun ones on Junior Master tried thanks Michael I don’t believe it sweet are you the kind of guy who lives in in in a delusion slams his head in the cake we

Tell you something you like it so much why don’t you drown in it defensive look I’m on the edge of going home I’ll be honest I’m on the edge of going home baking sucks for me I do get defensive because I do feel like I put my passion

And my heart into everything I put in if you think Gordon’s pal is terrible you’re allowed to think that that’s not what I said at all don’t put words in my sounds like Joe’s thoughts that he’s projecting do you think he has a shitty pet Jo can still give off man let why

Would why would you have anything to say other than yes sir I think that you have to have respect for us in our opinions of what we talk I’m trying my damnest all I do is get hammered all you do is interrupt me when I’m talking to you and you sound ignorant

Cutter thanks Joe how in the [ __ ] is he still what the [ __ ] I’ve watched five [ __ ] continuous clips of cutter getting [ __ ] on by Joe Joe just spreading Cutter’s butthole full goatsy on Master Chef and he is still coming back in different clothing each time do they only have

Like six chefs in all of America and artichoke topping why a pizza I didn’t want to just throw the spaghetti in the pot and boil the spaghetti and I wasn’t that comfortable in making the past Christ almighty Joe’s going to come out here and have another [ __ ] conip good enough it’s not

Master enjoy your mini pizza oh God sweet Jesus ingredients P out were meing to me the raid boss has arrived cutter I hope you brought your biblee comes from what milk it’s made out of no sir do you know what a caper is I don’t know what they taste like but I don’t

Know what they are do you know what balsamic vinegar is it’s the is he actually a chef Joe no he pissed at a restaurant bathroom once and they brought him on the show cutter I think he’s a chef I don’t know about don’t know what the [ __ ] Joe does besides own

Restaurants and I promise you at those restaurants they don’t even have plates cuz Joe just throws them all in the trash the second they get there this is a waste of fromb he’s not that big anymore though Nova definit be a piece I would all right everybody first up this

Home cook was at a big disadvantage cutter comes in on a [ __ ] rope like t hold on can we get Charlie on Master cutter who’s M master cutter Master Chef sorry I thought you were calling cutter like Master cutter from like teen we get you on Master Chef you could start your

Own master cut why would I do that I can’t even cook oh is a judge you mean oh yeah be cool than the prime spots I mean they just take anybody off the street right Joe is probably a multi-millionaire he’s just a douchebag I produced one cup of wine the

Color is certainly what I wanted to go for it is what you wanted that’s what you wanted yes sure okay you know thanks the flavor combination the heat the acidity the salinity it just doesn’t make a lot of sense and it’s so out of line with what we showed and what we were

Asking why go so far off this is a chance to reach the top 10 and why give you something that you’ve had the best of in the world he hasn’t I’m going out I’m going out cu that’s what I asked for than the fat 10 give Subs Tashi

Appreciate it this looks more like a steam dumpling in a Chinese restaurant that’s what I was thinking they were steam dumplings taste good I thought it was like a dumpling of sort I hope he actually poisoned him the same [ __ ] that killed King Joffrey Serv [ __ ] I start bleeding not an Italian restaurant

I mean the the pasta itself is too thick it’s gummy you would never put red wine into pasta the biggest challenge here was appreciate it tekashi thank you man the lack of the pasta machine that Leslie took away I think the biggest challenge was Prime yourself the size of them I got more

Pasta than filling I just want to share the experience yeah the color leaves a lot to be desired it’s not great too spicy a contrast that doesn’t work I’d like to congratulate you on standing out tonight possibly outside the door Joe wishes he thought of that

One go to Japan with the other official boys no then you can train under real masters of the blade to gain the title of Master cutter I don’t fly thanks for the resub Ry the prime me disgusting last up Big Willie is his nickname Big Willie or can

You just call him big willly just car I don’t know the context I’m not up to date on the lore Joe said caramelli the kind of thing that he loves eating daily something I want to see in one of my restaurants and so why a dessert it just it just came thanks for

The resub gor I just I get so upset because it’s it’s almost like an abuse France is here with the tricks Daniel’s confused and you’re just all over the shop but I am so unimpressed I see this dish and I’m I’m absolutely dreading tasting it because it sounds disgusting it looks like

Regurgitated dog vomit oh looks like gisha pasta you you wouldn’t understand Tiana you don’t get that they love it Celestial Pallet half the dishes they said have looked like should have looked like absolutely great came to me it sounds disgusting it looks like regurgitated dog vomit thanes the prime tang in gymster it’s just unappetising hard to explain dly excuse me custard is way too sweet it’s just obliterated with cinnamon I love you

When you cook humble but I absolutely detest when you’ve been given the best of ingredients and a chance to just show some technical ability I call it lazy Willie not Big Willie okay hey but he gave him a compliment in there my and I thought Gordon was supposed to be harsh that did

Not work right how in the the [ __ ] was cutter there a man of fashion a man of art style panach flare I can’t wait to see inside there what did you get take out what in is that something now I’ve heard of a sick bag but that’s the first for me a sick

Box what have you done I really wanted to do something with green tea I love the color perfume of pistachio nuts and orange zest together would create a Sy for your mouth the first tuxedo is not going to come out great it’s always number two and number three I’m not eating tuxedo I

Know you’re saying it’s number two and one m I hope then the next season cutter became a judge on the show I’m scared why trying to get too cocky why try to get too smart I always try to take something ordinary and change it into something Grand close my

Eyes there are bits in there that tastes decent but visually I’m I’m shocked I honestly don’t know how you got that it’s not my best that should come with a a health warning do not open in broad daylight I have never been more embarrassed and here I am in the Master

Chef I like the presentation looking like a straight up food he’s 53 he looks great for 53 is laughing at eating that box of slime is keeping him young and me Tommy walty 53 yeah that guy is staying real young with that what the [ __ ] [ __ ] box of radiation thanks for the resub

Miara well to the guy that said you bet your wife like the fact that Sonic the Hedgehog is the world’s best soaper and Sonic Adventure 2 was just a big soap commercial sleep well I don’t I can’t say I’ve thought about that hey Mr critical hope you’re having a

Good night and thank you for the content oh oh sweet thank you flash well I kind of just want to watch more of this I’m going to be honest I kind of just want to watch more bad Master Chef K needs to be on this show good night chat oh if

Kay was on this show that’d be a [ __ ] dream come true ation what is that that is saoed with that are crusted in a red please watch sex house my man this is the made it it has no nudity and it’s absolutely Prett good I’m not going to Li

Thatan we’ve already seen this one she they don’t like itely why do they use like an entire roll of paper towels each time they spit something out Amazon is on fire and they’re just like e noodles you wouldn’t understand what it means to be a master chef and I can’t watch sex house

We tried it ex the prime Quant watch this big moist I watch every morning for good luck holy scps was this the worst dishes across 34 Seasons condensed into 45 minutes and in about half of those clips cutter was there that’s wild man I’m waiting on that new psychonaut speed run also what

Would you cook for big dick Joe what would I cook for big dick Joe I don’t know man I’d probably prank him really hard I’d probably like sneak like a [ __ ] molten rock in there or something so he bites into it you should try Kitchen Nightmares I freaking love that I don’t

Like cracks me up in it I just don’t like Kitchen Nightmares it’s too slow they’re all the same check out white people go to a black barbecue for the first time worth it is that a jubilee video I’ll probably speedrun Psychonauts again pretty soon I’ve been thinking about

It thanks for the resub boxman 5 I’m really invested in this now now I feel like I’ve bonded with the characters and the judges top 10 Master Chef season 8 worst dishes swear to God if Cutters in here brutally honest to make them better think of a reality TV cooking show and

You oh God so watch Mojo we need a Charlie cooking stream vid one day I’ll think about it watch the slap too they are 9 oz sorry if I missed any see the fight between Gordon and Joe hey watch big foot Watcher 12 I’ve already seen this I made something

On this I thought you meant Joe from Master Chef Bigfoot Watcher 12 I want to stick with Master Chef was on Italian master chef and his Italian accent is hilarious really is it in English oh this is an asylum movie I’ll watch that on my own time go Dam it the best of Luca Mony Master Chef coming up you broke my a contestant who waited a whole year for a second chance we’ve been down this road before I understand I’m Sorry our well that’s nostalgic unregistered video Spirit Bast of hyam my name is I’m 31 years old I’m from New York City originally I’m From aano Italy oh this just about him my that’s not what I’m here for hey calt thanks for the res manise TST the home cook with the

Weakest mystery Bo dish will be eliminated who’s going home today minutes remain I just kind of want to watch Joe out wait a minute I recognize that small man that small man is like Joe’s failed clone he has the same rage but not the same height and he’s not

Bald I remember this guy he was in a very viral clip a while back think a little bit confused confused what Italian simple Italian pasta means like I seen a lot of raw garlic thanks for the prime Elder you have just one minute left how about the

Other side of things the best dishes [ __ ] that I don’t want to see happy Joe I need to make sure that that calamari is cooked perfectly because if I don’t that looks good I may be leaving the Master Chef can I like calamari the prime God to 9 8 7 6 in the everybody what was that clip with this guy what is this guy’s name I know his name’s not Asian Elton John what is his actual name being awesome dude my Dad recently died and I’ve been binging your vids to escape I’m really sorry to hear that Italian stay strong

Man appreciate the kind words I’m hoping that it was cooked well you never know the first dish we would like to try is you Marita please bring your dish up everything’s riding on the calamari I’m so nervous okay Marita tell me about the dish I did a Mediterranean calamari stew

Looks delicious and AE with olives and freshley oh that’s quite the bite there Joe thanks the res perfectly still very very moist very delicate the tomato stew has very nice fresh flavors you taste the olives you taste you taste garlic a lot of garlic for me what what Joe

It’s thr the plate away and I think quite frankly it comes together really really strong watch Russian red shirt winners also love you man you’ve got me through some tough times thank you chef Russian red shirt leaves Big Brawl winners appreciate it King how’s myred here I like doing right hope

You’re doing well man very strong dish thank you thank you I am so the show sucks when the dishes are good [ __ ] that I want a spin-off of only cutter please bring your dish up just constantly making Joe mad and underwhelming and it could definitely send me home tell me about

The dish it’s homemade F God that looks good what the fu tomato sace to why do you have actual chefs here this time it’s pretty simple though did you want to stay simple or you thanks for the tier one guy who bet his wedding ring you might like the 15 worst Hell’s Kitchen

Signature dishes love from the Philippines no I don’t know about that one big John what do you think say you’re in my restaurant what would you pay for that $15 15 $ are you overvaluing yourself uh see what they say I’m really happy this time you kept it

Simple is this where he melts Downs for that pass up that pass up better be right on and I mean from the sauce to the Noodle I’m on the edge of my seat I feel like he’s going to explode that is a huge bite you ate the whole goddamn

Dish texture consistency you hit it right on I would say some very nice fish it’s just a scam so you can eat a whole bunch of [ __ ] free food Kayla could you please come with your dish this dish could either shoot me up into top three or it could send me

Home thanks to the reub Wally tell me about your dish with cheese toput crisy fried Capers very tricky to get damn it I hate when they make good food on this show medium medium I like the shitty chefs medium medium medium yeah see not bad it’s a medium true medium so

You nailed the temperature thanks for the prime [ __ ] spoon you were able to get a nice seasoned crust on the outside the filling i’ take it or leave it the pinkness of the ve in the center is spot on and it’s moist and tender and really quite

Flavorful I don’t like when Joe’s nice think you made any mistakes here [ __ ] that Joe give me the real Joe [ __ ] own head don’t you nailed the cooking here the color is perfect it’s rested based it properly why is she why is she show why why is she so shocked that was really

Hard to say I don’t want to be too confident but I think I have impressed them okay tomorrow would you please bring your dish up huh shocked Tamara tell me about it Vin boiled in pan fried some spatel tomato reduction and a tomato salad so what do

You think of this challenge I think it was a really tough challenge I’m a bit creative and I like to kind of go outside the box and today I had to stay within the Box this is a very very ambitious dish showing off a little bit

Here right uh no I wanted to you’re not showing off no if you’re not going to show off now when when are you going to show off I’m a bit of a poker player I get off of my shelf if you’re not going to show off the [ __ ] do you think you’re

Do do you know what this is this is the Joe basani what is his name Bastiani what is that with basani kind of lame ass last name is that salt and pepper I think that this dish shows your ambition but also at the same time why does the blond look like a weak

Character thank you you’re welcome Hey man she’s a good Chef I see the tomato salad super simple super straightforward and super safe which is a little unlike you and then on the other side it is far more gutsy and adventurous meel nicely cooked I think you could have put

Considerably more white wine with that tomato base that you had there more olive oil and had a when does Joe [ __ ] go wild again this is not what I’m here for not perfect but it’s a decent dish thanks for the reset sopa Charlie I made a whole ass Twitch

Account to say this watch Pit Boss It’s a TV on Animal Planet we watched Pit Boss everyone has a really good dish I do not see a clear front runner I think overall they thanks I don’t like it when does Joe lose his [ __ ] mind again oh hey Joe makes something seems

Easy but it’s not it’s all about technique so kids let me show you how to [ __ ] up a risotto I’m going to show you how it’s done have you ever broken a plate on someone’s skull before begin two let me show you chicken stock and my risoto pan both at the same temperature

Extra virgin olive oil probably 2 or 3 tablespoons worth in the pan when the oil is hot we take our shs which I’ve diced very [ __ ] throws the boiling water on the children and I want to gently Wilt them you understand what wilting is it’s like when you see no

Shut up you’re wrong up very lightly wilting is what Joe wants it to be exactly so next I’m going to add a little bit of salt to the shallots from here I’m going to toast my rice just like you toast a piece of bread you want it to form a little bit of

Caramelization gord Ram just looking at it like holy [ __ ] Joe can’t cook cup of white wine boom every step is wrong the alcohol is coming out of the rice and then I start the process I get my first Ladle of chicken stock and I put it in

And then we start to stir and we got to stir and stir stir and stir and stir and we got to watch it like it’s a baby because you see this consistency here you never want so much liquid that it’s boiling and you never want so little

Liquid that it’s frying um do you like maybe sprinkle some salt on it do you want to put any like on the top no Joe doesn’t cook with flavor get out of my kitchen this is Master Chef not little [ __ ] tells Joe how to make food leave in

Your get out is just about cooked I shut off the Heat next thing I’m going to do is what we call manare Manti means to whip in the butter the butter adds a golden Sheen it makes it creamy then ultimately finishing with cheese so I would say 1/4 cup of grated Grano pedano

And it becomes creamier and thicker and richer and just beautiful this Roto is perfect now we’ll put it in the plate oh my God that smells so good and you whack it from the bottom like this so it gets nice and flat that stops IT from cooking

And steaming in the middle of course last but not least is a simple garnish of what’s this A rock black winter paragor truffle yes generously gr it right on top you have all the aroma from the Truffle and the rice is perfect and it’s literally magic looks like [ __ ] Joe thanks

Joe all right now we’re cooking what is the I really want to remember this guy’s name well maybe this is the exact video the home CS are in the heat of their first elimination after party in Poland soon I’m busy watching chefs pretend to critique things I am

Making is a hot mess think I have schels in my hair I do at the end I have not Max at least one home cook will be asked to leave the Master Chef Canada kitchen yeah I see it oil my eye I got got a big

Bag of tiny little fish good man thanks for the prime Anthony and hi there hello chefs are you feeling comfortable with smelts never cook with SM but I have made a fish so you’re removing huh yeah I’m hey Ben you ever SM my ass you think

That’s the and Alvin just gets up on the table and bends over in front of him I think the right thing to do is to thanks for the who do you think going to go home ouchie not me somebody else I’m sticking around man I got more bad jokes

To make in front of you guys I want to try to make you laugh especially hello big pee PE man you should try blown away it’s forged in fire for glass blowing remember to watch the official podcast andp I’m going to try to fry that soundsol as [ __ ] extremely worried it

Smells gross I really don’t want to work with it Tamara tell me what your dish is I’m doing a take on a Vietnam spring roll I’m marinating s mil and Saki and I’m also crisping some up in corn starch I’m going to try some and see which one

Turns out better you think that was a wise decision I’m going to try press safe that’s for sure good luck thank you very much Chef Danny those camera pans out and they’re drowning Ben’s head in the [ __ ] frying oil you should be glad I’m up here she talks a lot she’s pretty darn

Cocky Kayla’s got a lot of garbage on her station man Kayla Kayla Kayla I’m curious to see if she’s creative I don’t think she is there’s the heat of the SC Bonnet a scotch bonnet youing here have you lost your [ __ ] mind Kayla that is 250,000 scof how much pepper did she use

In thatly Scotch bonnet you know how hot that is right I made a really stupid mistake it’s way too spicy I don’t know if save this you’re an animal you’ve lost your [ __ ] mind Kayla add a of cream to it vegetable St but at this point it’s not looking

Good 15 minutes you have 15 minutes left there’s some very interesting dishes coming out very creative don’t you think I am absolutely surprised very much so actually that would have been a really good plan like put a Carolina Reaper in addition feed it to Joe watch him [ __ ] break down going to Beed

With you have 10 minutes left man be cool be cool man I’m really worried about Megan making a kich out of smelts I just can’t see that working it’s going to be all steamed Mushi B mistake please Gods I don’t ask for much I don’t know what

Smelt is but it look looked pretty bad and I already don’t like pees on those plates please don’t even care 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 one head up stop cooking unless you want to die good job we gave you beautiful ingredient from the Canadian o get your [ __ ] hands

Off of those plates let’s see how you did Eric come on up thanks for the prime crispy what is this smell Rao with soapa noodles to with a and deep fried smell looks pretty Good you did not eat that much I don’t know why you’re chewing that because I find it very Innovative and even I would not think of something like that thank you and I’ve studied every smelt book there is Delicious lemon the bit of heat took a massive risk here smelts

Three ways and every way is good hey congratulations Eric tomorrow please please come up hello tomorrow what do we today I put smelt in a toilet bowl and I’m feeding it to Joe salad roll with SOA noodles Sesame oils chili paste marinated fish and some saki and fried them I noticed you keep

Pulling the Asian card yeah first I did Indian Asian then I did Chinese Asian and then I did Vietnamese Asian again I’m trying to go around the world maybe skip Asia next time okay you racist whatever I guess they’re delicious thank you I wish there were more the smells though thank

You is that all dude just came up there to have like a [ __ ] episode about Asia and then walk away I like the presentation Asian Asian Asian Asian thank you trying to go big and not go home sounds like a good Strategy I really like the flavors I think it’s a very smart dish well done thank you very much I am not just a onetick pony I can do other things other than Asian and I’m definitely going to bring it hey make what you want all power to you tomorrow pleas your

Dish would I be a judge on Master Chef oh you bet your sweet ass I would SM cetes with chili lime sauce where are the smelts I he them and then you pureed them that’s bold why would you puree a beautiful fish like that and turn it into it wasn’t

Beautiful that looked like a [ __ ] pest you’d find in a pool it’s pretty bad Danny saw you out there arms folded like this you’re very Cool let’s see just finished my semester of college computer science sorry if you get this a lot but what are your thoughts on going to college I this is Master Chef Canada and you give me this oh God make sure to smash that like button and thumbs up ring the bell tell your

Mom I said [Applause] Hi a