[homemade] Italian sandwich with salami, capicola, mortadella, provolone, mayo, dijon, lettuce, s&p, oil and vin
[homemade] Italian sandwich with salami, capicola, mortadella, provolone, mayo, dijon, lettuce, s&p, oil and vin
by ReverendHambone
36 Comments
goshiamhandsome
You must be a snake that can unhinge your jaw.
DragonBorneUltimatum
That’s a a lot of meat. Impressive sandwich.
Deep-Abbreviations-5
Way too much meat in my opinion. Bread is the main part of a sandwich. The bread should like a sexy woman, and meat is her clothes. Mayonnaise as coconut butter.
Very little surface area when chowing down on the girthy lad. Your teeth would create block like meat cubes. Nothing but the surface is tasted. Inside remains an untapped flavour punch. Meat should have air surrounding the thin slice. It’s scent should marinade the air as you take a good gob full.
Whygoogleissexist
Put some on central grocery olive salad on it and convert to a muffuletta
skedeebs
Yeah, there was a time I could have eaten that, and it is a pretty construction. I would cut the meat by half, at least.
timetobuyale
It’s just so, so much meat on these sandwiches I personally just can’t. I’d be done after five bites and chugging water all day. Really nice work though.
simmonsatl
Frankly no reason to put that much meat on a sandwich. It doesn’t make it taste better.
etburneraccount
My jaw got tired by looking at the photo
LooseJenner
Wayyyy too much meat
No_Wheel_9592
Wtf that’s too much
chaoticsquid
Scooby doo lookin ass sandwich
Employee28064212
*solid* effort
2hops_this_time
How do you fit that in your mouth?
john_clauseau
very luxurious!
SgtBigCactus
HOW YA DOIN’
phuijun
Oh my Jesus
karduar
There is too much meat…
PlusCryptographer312
Half the meat
jensalik
“Italian”
NaDaDollz
People complaining about the meat it looks good to me. I’ll eat it respectfully!
petal713
It needs another two inches of meat.
chocolaty_rage
Hey, there’s my next paycheck. – your cardiologist
ilovecheeze
Way too much meat,this is like three days’ worth of sodium in one sandwich
DeathChess
Too much meat, bro
Plus, that looks dry as hell to me.
Cut down on the meat, throw some chips on the side, nice cold beverage, you got yourself some tasty meme.
BuuMonster
this is the kinda sandwich Id be proud too eat sitting on the toilet
PDXwhine
It’s a Dagwood sandwich! But I personally would have made 4 sandwiches with that amount of filling!
Downiemcgee
Hope you got a hydraulic press handy.
cherryosrs
I should call her
Samgash33
I demand red onions.
Sproose_Moose

Curtis_Geist
Some Vin huh? Hope you made enough for your…family
fellowsquare
That’s wayyyy too much meat.
palwilliams
No oregano?!
junkit33
When did this sub start getting so weirdly offended by large sandwiches?
Meat is the star! This looks great and is closer to what one should expect from a good deli.
Woodwardg
way too much meat. and therefore, you’ve made a perfect italian sandwich.
36 Comments
You must be a snake that can unhinge your jaw.
That’s a a lot of meat. Impressive sandwich.
Way too much meat in my opinion. Bread is the main part of a sandwich. The bread should like a sexy woman, and meat is her clothes. Mayonnaise as coconut butter.
Very little surface area when chowing down on the girthy lad. Your teeth would create block like meat cubes. Nothing but the surface is tasted. Inside remains an untapped flavour punch. Meat should have air surrounding the thin slice. It’s scent should marinade the air as you take a good gob full.
Put some on central grocery olive salad on it and convert to a muffuletta
Yeah, there was a time I could have eaten that, and it is a pretty construction. I would cut the meat by half, at least.
It’s just so, so much meat on these sandwiches I personally just can’t. I’d be done after five bites and chugging water all day. Really nice work though.
Frankly no reason to put that much meat on a sandwich. It doesn’t make it taste better.
My jaw got tired by looking at the photo
Wayyyy too much meat
Wtf that’s too much
Scooby doo lookin ass sandwich
*solid* effort
How do you fit that in your mouth?
very luxurious!
HOW YA DOIN’
Oh my Jesus
There is too much meat…
Half the meat
“Italian”
People complaining about the meat it looks good to me. I’ll eat it respectfully!
It needs another two inches of meat.
Hey, there’s my next paycheck. – your cardiologist
Way too much meat,this is like three days’ worth of sodium in one sandwich
Too much meat, bro
Plus, that looks dry as hell to me.
Cut down on the meat, throw some chips on the side, nice cold beverage, you got yourself some tasty meme.
this is the kinda sandwich Id be proud too eat sitting on the toilet
It’s a Dagwood sandwich! But I personally would have made 4 sandwiches with that amount of filling!
Hope you got a hydraulic press handy.
I should call her
I demand red onions.

Some Vin huh? Hope you made enough for your…family
That’s wayyyy too much meat.
No oregano?!
When did this sub start getting so weirdly offended by large sandwiches?
Meat is the star! This looks great and is closer to what one should expect from a good deli.
way too much meat. and therefore, you’ve made a perfect italian sandwich.
Scooby doo sandwich