I hate these chive posts. But the bozos who take them seriously are going to crucify you for your quality, any jokes go well above their heads. Don’t even knock off their poncy pretentious oversized chef hats
sandman0838
Yes. Those chives do indeed need help. I’d suggest putting them out of their misery in the trash.
Kencon2009
There is no saving those in the service industry. We are all equally fucked. 😂
HansHain
Your chives look pretty alarming to me
Phro01
Did your chef bin them and this is your call for help?
DJMagicHandz
SOS on those knife skills
PlzSayShush
Blink twice if you’re being held hostage
Specific_Factor4470
This was the only chive post I’ve been like “yeah man, good work”
CITAMFLIW
Strong Jeremiah Denton energy
masonmarble666
I would use them but I wouldn’t brag about them
BasementHotTub
Shit On Shingle! Heard! Chipped beef on 3 day stale white bread! 3 minutes!
Know_Roots_Cooking
Are the chives in the room with you now? Blink 4 times slowly if you need a strike-force team.
Wrong-History
Can you make into a portrait of Clive Owen’s but call it chive Owen’s?
mitch_conner86
As your chef: “terrible, throw all of it away, in between the O and second S near the bottom there , there’s clearly a chive that’s way too long. Do it over and stop wasting my time!
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Time for a safety meeting?
I hate these chive posts. But the bozos who take them seriously are going to crucify you for your quality, any jokes go well above their heads. Don’t even knock off their poncy pretentious oversized chef hats
Yes. Those chives do indeed need help. I’d suggest putting them out of their misery in the trash.
There is no saving those in the service industry. We are all equally fucked. 😂
Your chives look pretty alarming to me
Did your chef bin them and this is your call for help?
SOS on those knife skills
Blink twice if you’re being held hostage
This was the only chive post I’ve been like “yeah man, good work”
Strong Jeremiah Denton energy
I would use them but I wouldn’t brag about them
Shit On Shingle! Heard! Chipped beef on 3 day stale white bread! 3 minutes!
Are the chives in the room with you now? Blink 4 times slowly if you need a strike-force team.
Can you make into a portrait of Clive Owen’s but call it chive Owen’s?
As your chef: “terrible, throw all of it away, in between the O and second S near the bottom there , there’s clearly a chive that’s way too long. Do it over and stop wasting my time!
You’re joking right? Keep practicing