Chef Reactions Does Disney World: Part Deux (NSFW)

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I’m Chef reactions and I’ve returned to the most miserable place on Earth welcome back to Walt Disney World Che Rection this time around we stayed at Disney Polynesian Village Resort which is one of the original Resorts that was opened the day that Magic Kingdom opened in a lot of places that kind of shows the elevators were tiny the rooms are kind of dated they are in the process of

Upgrading all the rooms not the one we were in obviously um and there’s a bunch of construction going on to kind of bring it up to date our first night for dinner we went to Kona Cafe which is a table service restaurant meaning that you sit at a

Table and you get service as opposed to walking up to a [ __ ] counter in a cafeteria and getting some cold fries we started off with this bread which was tasty it had a little bit of sweetness to it um however serving cold butter at a restaurant is a

Crime we got the California roll the glazed chicken wings and the pot stickers now the chicken wings were good albe it a little wet for my liking the pot stickers were very tasty I would give them an 8 out of 10 um I didn’t actually try the sushi but miss reaction

Said it’s a step above gas station Sushi Captain Cooks is a quick service restaurant where you can mobile order breakfast we got the Tonga toast which is French toast stuff with banana it was fine 6 and2 out of 10 here at Disney Springs came for lunch before getting into the parks today it’s

Like a big outdoor shopping mall just another place where you can [ __ ] spend some money we’re going to grab some lunch do some shopping and then we’re going to Epcot this afternoon we’ll see fun fact Disney Springs was once known as Pleasure Island which is a great name for a swinger

Resort Gideon’s Bak house apparently has delicious cookies I wouldn’t know because look at the size of that line for lunch we went to Art Smith’s homecoming Art Smith was apparently oers Chef I don’t [ __ ] know regardless we got deviled eggs chicken biscuits and grits everything was well seasoned hot

Came out quickly I wasn’t crazy about the chicken and biscuits would give it a seven overall for the establishment one of the reasons I like Disney is because I’m a [ __ ] Logistics nerd like I’m not a Disney adult but I enjoy Logistics and how big places operate the transportation options here are

Phenomenal you got buses you’ve got things called minivans which you have to pay for and then you’ve got the monil there’s the monre rail right now actually it’s a super easy way to get around it’s free it’s worth it would recommend you also have the Skyliner

Which is like a gondola system that goes between a bunch of the properties that’s usually closed for a week fun way to kill 10 15 minutes just seeing all [ __ ] it’s also kind of scary but out of all the parks at Disney I would say Epcot is best suited for adults mostly because

There’s tons of alcohol Epcot has four festivals it’s got Festival of the Arts flower and garden food and wine and I think holidays Christmas whatever the [ __ ] little known fact Epcot actually stands for every parent comes out trashed actually it stands for experimental prototype community of tomorrow but that’s kind of [ __ ]

Boring this thing’s a [ __ ] ripoff God damn 10 bucks 1050 here at Epcot having one of our first stops at uh the Festival of the Arts Booth got the carnada so it’s $1050 for sirloin beef grilled qu of Fresco Nepali salad qu of Fresco foam and Chron dust this portion size is [ __ ]

Terrible for $10.50 no it might be tasty let’s see okay frco now B it’s not worth 1050 6 out of 10 walk what’s the seasonal Margarita oh right in front of my face so Margarita said before I don’t really drink when I do drink though it’s something like a margarita Margaritas

For me are a 10 out of 10 this one eight8 out of 10 slippery in 1990 I was here with my mom and Mrs reactions was here with her dad and we were here at the same time and we didn’t even know a couple years ago we

Lost my mom and then this past year we lost Mrs reaction father my father-in-law we come back now as a tribute to them and a way of connecting with them and if you got a problem with that we’re here at the painted Panda which is one of the boots at the

Festival of the Arts here in the China Pavilion at epot we got the charu pork bun it’s $88.50 for some pork on a bow with uh some saw and a sauce let’s try the sauce let get a little 850 for this for this $88.50 portion not great is very sweet it’s under seasoned

For sure no salt on it barely notice the SLO the bun is okay with the price I’d give it a like a 5 and a half wouldn’t recommend really still going to eat it though here in the Italy Pavilions a great place to get a mask for your billionaire

Orgy here at the America Pavilion at a booth called the artist table and we were here last year we tried the hummingbird cake really liked it instead we got the duck and dumplings look I’m going to just get this out of the way for saying whatever happens with this

This is on me for buying duck at Disney World try it out it’s got duck it’s got ricotta dumplings it’s got a Jew and some root vegetable looks like some turnip and some carrot turnip turnup the duck is actually kind of nice it’s smoked it’s a little overcooked for how

I like it but it’s fine I would give the duck by itself like a seven maybe a little generous try these dumplings they’re hard as [ __ ] they’re over seasoned which is strange for Disney World cuz nothing’s over seasoned here this whole dish is like a five five out of 10 would not

Recommend if you have a Magic Band you can wave it in front of like a bunch of random stuff and it does stuff I don’t know the [ __ ] you better watch your mouth it’s called fashion [ __ ] Google it today we’re at Epcot we’re only here

For 3 days so we’ve got two days at Epcot one day at Magic Kingdom going to eat and drink around the world mostly eating though cuz I don’t really drink normally we start in Mexico and go all the way around clockwise and I guess that would be counterclockwise no that’s clockwise

Whatever it doesn’t matter we’re just going to [ __ ] go all over the place the name of the game is finding the shortest line and getting food from that food service operation because why I don’t wait in line Disney has four Parks Magic Kingdom Epcot Animal Kingdom and Hollywood not going to Hollywood Studios

Or Animal Kingdom this time don’t have enough time if you want to see some food from those Parks go check out my first ever YouTube video where we came here let’s go have some fun fun is a relative term if you’ve ever seen any of my other

Videos for breakfast we went to lerri which is one of my favorite spots in all of Disney World it’s a Hidden Gem there’s not too much difficulty in getting a reservation or just a walk up if you want to go in we got a sweet and

Savory option as we tend to do and split it down the middle um you can also mobile order would give lerey a 9 out of 10 here at the France Pavilion Le thef def accent’s probably [ __ ] but whatever we just had breakfast at lre I love lre

The glette is probably my favorite dish at Disney World I’m a sucker for French food we got the grand marer slushie 16 50 plus tax I might be wrong on that will overlay the price this is a classic they serve this in a Gray Goose lemon slushie I love lemon decided to go

Orange today let’s give it a shot that is strong it’s like a alcoholic creamsicle I’ve I compare a lot of things to a creamsicle I feel like a creamsicle got hammered it’s this 7 and 1 half out of 10 it’s strong so you definitely get your money’s

Worth we just stopped into the Morocco Pavilion which is it’s very welld designed I’ve never been to Morocco so I don’t know how accurate is but it’s like it’s very immersive and it’s very welld designed it’s kind of a Hidden Gem I don’t think a lot of people come here we

Found this little covered area to hang out for a bit cuz it’s pissing rain shout out Florida for the shitty January weather it’s statistically the least busy time of the year so that’s why we come because [ __ ] crowds you know what I mean it’s still busy as [ __ ] there’s

Lots of little areas where you can hang out and chill out and find a place to sit because you’re on your feet all [ __ ] day so Pro tip sit down when you can I don’t know who needs to hear this in 2024 but if you’re out in public and

You need to cough cover your [ __ ] mouth watching this back now I realized we didn’t actually get any food from Japan last year we got the katsu Sando so you can check that out in the older videos how funny would it be to just Godzilla this whole [ __ ] Village we’re at Germany in Epcot uh we went to Summerfest and we got a brw that comes with sauerkraut and chips and a pretzel bread pudding everything together was $21 let’s give it a try that’s a lot of [ __ ] sauerkraut on this thing look at that got to hit it with some spicy

Brown the BR worse is it’s fine I prefer to have a little crisp on it it seems like these ones were just like steamed or boiled seasoned decently it does taste like a traditional brw so sauerkraut is good it’s not too Briny it’s for these chips it’s a kettle chip with Paprika on

Them Bun’s nice on the actual BR Wars but like I said I like a little bit more snap to it 6.25 out of 10 I’ve had way better sausages way better browers I wouldn’t get it again trying the pretzel bread pudding now I don’t know what this is though it’s like

A vanilla cream with some caramel on top and uh bread pudding I love bread pudding so let’s see how it goes making out of a pretzel is very interesting I I bet it’s like just the ones at the end of the night that they don’t sell they

Then flip it into the next day that would be the that’s what I would do with it cuz you soak up moisture and [ __ ] like that but let’s let’s try it out dense got some of that cream on there creamy up Scotty M it’s kind of nice

Actually it’s got a nice crisp on the outside the pret on the inside gives it a different texture than a traditional bread pudding it does have a uh a little bit of a salty element to it you tastes cinnamon throughout very good salted caramel on top I would give this one a

7.75 out of 10 would recommend it after walking around and eating all that stuff I needed a break so we hopped on the Montreal and went back to the hotel for a bit but I had to get some du whip one of the best parts about the Polynesian

Resort is right here the pineapple l i i had more D whip than I’d care to admit and I haven’t waited more than 10 seconds to get it I love it had to do a little bit of shopping at the merch store in the hotel every hotel

Has their own merch store we bought some [ __ ] for the nieces and nephews dropped it off the room and mon railed it back to Epcot for the night here at another booth for the Festival of the Arts this one’s called pop eats it’s like near the Canada

Pavilion I guess whatever uh got a grilled cheese and a tomato soup in a can $5.75 not a bad price considering the portion you get half a grilled cheese a can of tomato soup this is an item that they have every year at Festival the Arts apparently we didn’t have it last

Year uh because there was a huge lineup no lineup today so you know what that means Chef’s getting a [ __ ] grilled cheese let’s try it out I’ll try the grilled cheese by itself grilled cheese by itself is like a 4 and a half the soup is good actually it’s got a good

Seasoning to it um it’s got like a cheese foam on top which is nice when you dunk the grilled cheese and the tomato soup it’s obviously better I’m going to give this an overall 6 and2 I like the soup the grilled cheese is [ __ ] whatever you can skip

It had another booth at the festival of the Arts this one’s called Gourmet Landscapes I [ __ ] hate the word Gourmet by the way like it’s so I don’t even know what it means anymore this is in the Canada Pavilion which is actually shut down right now so we can’t even go

In there but whatever shout out Canada we got the wild mushroom risotto which is risotto with wild mushrooms obviously viously [ __ ] some truffles shaving some parm and a Zin fendel reduction fancy they cost $9.75 and it’s a ripoff because the portion size is [ __ ] look me

Getting a Rota at Disney world that’s on me 100% on me Rota is one of my favorite dishes to cook it’s a simple dish but it’s easy to [ __ ] up it’s not bad risoto is like maybe just a little bit under the rice is a little bit under little

Heavy on the seasonings not the worst Resort I’ve ever had for sure definitely not the best I give it like a a set 7 out of 10 I wouldn’t recommend it though cuz it’s like 10 bucks not worth that for a little snack we got the maple

Popcorn also in Canada comes in this souvenir bucket that you can refill for cheap 10 out of 10 would recommend it’s the four food groups I love Monty Python by the way for anybody who doesn’t know this is a phone booth and back in the day if you needed to call your parents

And you couldn’t find one of these you were bu we’re at Yorkshire does I say Yorkshire County Yorkshire uh fish and chips at the UK Pavilion in Epcot and we got the fish and chips it’s 13 bucks like $ 13.95 for one piece of fish and

Some chips I’ve had this before I really enjoy this I really enjoy fish and chips like I’ll eat [ __ ] fish sticks and chips you know what I’m saying let’s try it out no tartar no nothing I think it’s caught what a [ __ ] mess they don’t have knives it’s hot it’s crispy it’s

Tasty 7 and 1 half out of 10 fries fries are hand cut I Believe season well would recommend definitely after that back to the hotel fill up our refillable cups those cost $20 by the way although the dude didn’t charge us for ours and we watch some fireworks before

Bed we’re at sley Hollow Refreshments Magic Kingdom we’re here last time we got the chicken and waffle waffle Chicken and Waffles this time it’s 9:30 in the morning and I’m getting a breast breakfast waffle filled with Nutella or hazelnuts spread for copyright infringement Nutella banana strawberries and blueberries uh again it’s 9:30 in

The morning I shouldn’t be eating this right now but it’s a Soggy Bottom boy let’s just try the [ __ ] thing by itself wa’s fine by itself it’s like a oh damn five everything together also parents if you get this for your kids this is a Surefire way for them to crash let’s try

This this in a coffee was 12 bucks I would give it like a 5 and 1/2 out of 10 you can skip it standing in front of Pirates of the Caribbean I had never watched these movies before like the last week so they’re pretty good actually we’ve

Already been on six rides why because we paid an extra $23 each to get Disney’s magic pass I understand it’s not the most affordable option especially if you got a [ __ ] family of six seven people but look I’ve seen weight times up to 2 and 1/2 hours you’re already paying a

[ __ ] 100 bucks to get into the park essentially you’re paying to wait in line n spend the extra couple bucks if you can afford it skip the Lance dude I’m going to be done all the rides by noon we’re at a snack cart just outside of Adventure Land where they sell spring

Rolls and a lot of people said Chef you got to try the spring rolls so I’m like okay they have two different kinds one’s a cheeseburger spring roll the other one is a pizza spring roll you get two for 950 and I got one of each let’s try the

Pizza one first that comes with a little they’re hot that’s good A lot of times here at Disney World the temperature of food is not great you know if they say Pizza it’s like sex even when it’s bad it’s good it’s not bad the spring roll is crunchy pepperoni

Mozzarella cheese and oregano inside with the dipping sauce I’m partial to Pizza Rolls my mom used to get them when I was a kid I could probably eat eight or nine of them try the cheeseburger one now cheeseburger one comes with like a Mac sauce is Mac sauce

Adjacent so this one has ground beef pickles and cheese it’s not bad I don’t like hot pickles I try them out for $ 950 both are very well seasoned season I would give them an 8 out of 10 and keeping in mind that’s for theme park food I’m not comparing it to [ __ ]

French Laundry or anything would recommend this is the new Tron coaster at Magic Kingdom and ain’t no [ __ ] chance you’re going to catch me going that in this thing I already want to puke and I’ve just watched it Go by a couple times yeah I don’t like the fact that

There’s a [ __ ] net there to catch people that means that they’ve done the math and it’s possible for somebody to [ __ ] fall out uh-uh I’ve had to switch a tire because it became very cold which essentially defeats the purpose of being in Florida like why the

[ __ ] am I here this creepy circus area is easily the worst part of the whole Magic was the only reason to go there is a [ __ ] merch store thank you I just want to where can I put this to cut a piece off there you go sir enjoy that’s the weirdest thing

I’ve ever done in my life I’m at Prince Eric’s Village Market for years everybody’s like turkey legs they’re fantastic you got to try them whatever whatever I’m not about to eat a whole turkey leg and walk around the theme park so what I did was I asked a nice

Gentleman if I could have a bite of his Turkey Leg if I bought him his Turkey Leg so I bought him a turkey leg I just said Turkey Leg 45 times any who let’s try this turkey leg smells good it’s salty it’s hot it’s got a a little bit of smokiness

To it not a ton I don’t know how the [ __ ] somebody eat this entire thing and goes on with their day it’s kind of dry four four out of 10 get it if you like turkey legs [ __ ] turkey grease now Be Our Guest is another restaurant that’s in

The Magic Kingdom if you have kids it’s a cool place to go but it’s [ __ ] expensive we decided to get a bite at Casey’s Corner which is like made to look like a [ __ ] baseball stadium I don’t know uh it’s on Main Street we got the corn dog nuggets which we’re we’re

Very good I’m a piece of [ __ ] and I love corn dogs so I would give those an eight out of 10 I’ve not eaten enough D wh like 25 lb to go with I’m see after I try that one kind of embarrassed cuz I think they know me by name

Now thank you have a great night have a great one we’re back at sunshine tree terrace uh this time we got the strawberry dough wh 575 plus tax 619 including tax I’m excited for this one I’ve eaten a ton of pineapple do whip ton of vanilla I tried the orange last

Time it’s time for strawberry that’s incredible it’s sweet it tastes like you know kind of like that fake strawberry flavor which I am a fan of the texture is great flavor is great 10 out of 10 always with d whip always [ __ ] look Disney can be overwhelming and expensive especially

For people have never been before my advice is look for a good deal try to save as many places as you can and plan ahead don’t come in raw it’s like4 after 7 we’re heading out [ __ ] it we’re done from the Magic Kingdom there’s fireworks today but we can watch him from the

Hotel there is no chance I am standing in that c of people no [ __ ] chance check in and check out all happens via the mobile app which is super easy grabbed one last doll whip for the road and I swear I will never make another Disney video again Bye Onction 10 out 10 I need hold a Shac