Chicken parm my ass



by Kill_Bill_Will

46 Comments

  1. jurrasicwhorelord

    I don’t think we’ll have to worry about Italians killing him after his mom sees him using metal utensils in her nice nonstick pans.

  2. KnightShade272

    “ripping hot oil” no sizzle no color no bubbles

  3. WombatAnnihilator

    Inedible. But the worst part is the scratching the pan with the tongs

  4. Using freshly cut herbs (I’m assuming basil) only to burn them.

  5. Holymaryfullofshit7

    I mean without Parm it can’t be Chicken Parm…

  6. GimmeUrBrunchMoney

    if you don’t have patience for the oil to heat up just order out

  7. weaselinhooo

    As a former sou chef…the amount of mistakes here made has to hold some kind of a record! Not a single thing is right here.
    FYI. The “Mediterranian salt” – haven’t seen it in the Medierranian. It’s just black salt and it taistes EXACTLY like egg yolk.

  8. SnarlingLittleSnail

    That was putrid. The chicken was not browned, it splashed around in lukewarm oil. I have no clue why the tomato paste was necessary here. That was not cooked well. I hope he gets sick.

  9. GrassBlade619

    Oh man there’s SO MUCH wrong with this I don’t even know where to start.

    1. Cold ass oil resulting in no browning.
    2. Scraping the fuck out of his pan with metal tongs.
    3. I’m not even sure if that type of pan is oven safe.
    4. You don’t use moz to make chicken PARM.
    5. Not letting those thick ass chunks of garlic brown in the oil before adding other items.
    6. Using fresh Basil instead of dried basil (dried while making sauce / fresh after sauce is almost done).
    7. Using the raw meat tongs to serve up the cooked meat without cleaning or getting them hot enough to sanitize.
    8. Cutting the basil in that inconsistent fashion with scissors?

    The only conclusion is that this is intentional rage bait or this dude has absolutely no ide what he is doing. But even for rage bate I’m not sure why you’d destroy your pans in order to make a rage bate video.

  10. IAMAdepressent

    Some extra sauce? You mean your oil tomato paste mixture on top of your chicken mozz? Great rage bait or incredibly stupid

  11. KevinC-Jones-1988

    I thought it was a joke for the first minute

  12. Strict-Woodpecker-36

    Bro cooked the chicken medium rare

  13. Ted-The-Thad

    The inside of the chicken must be tasteless lol

  14. Artijeanne

    It’s far, far from being the worst thing we’ve seen here.

  15. KickinGa55

    Oil wasn’t hot, already stupid enough…next

  16. ChaosMarine70

    Im triggered by the fkn cold oil in the pan …. jesus fuck this asshole has a phobia of heat

  17. The sad part is, people really cook like this.

  18. Smooth_Molassas

    Although not a traditional Italian dish, Chicken Parmigiana is made with chicken breast cutlets that have been pounded thin, breaded, and then fried to golden brown in olive oil, just like Veal Parmigiana. After which they are partially covered with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese and then finished in a hot oven. That was essentially a poor rendition of Chicken Cacciatore (Hunters Chicken) minus the peppers and mushrooms and the extended cooking time.

  19. West_Ad_9400

    I went vegetarian for several reasons and this is one of them

  20. NoYouAreTheTroll

    Got that Teflon in the sauce seasoning.

    Tastes like forever chemicals.

    Scratchy scratchy.

  21. DoingBetterArchie

    “Browning on the chicken” bitch where?

  22. Fearless-Fig6097

    WHO USES METAL ON A NONSTICK PAN OH GOD MY EARS & EYES ARE BLEEDING

  23. That much oil and 0 heat/browning, maillard reaction crying right now.

  24. ZackValenta

    I really thought it was satire in the beginning.

  25. One-Register4624

    Not even good rage bait. Gotta be more subtle.

  26. Ghost_on_Toast

    This subreddit is in a tailspin, this shit looks bomb as hell. I ld devour it all.

  27. TurnipTim

    Needs refinement but I don’t hate the concept, something like an Italian herbed chicken Shakshouka could be a wicked weeknight meal. A bigger pan and upping the heat would be the first steps here and I have no idea why the black salt is necessary

  28. themadhatter746

    Sorry, I was born with a potato in place of my brain. This doesn’t look bad, what’s so horrible about it?

  29. Impala1967SS

    That’s olive oil. Never cook olive oil.

  30. incakola777

    This guy is going to die from salmonella 🤮, where did you learn to cook, a mini mouse play kitchen? 😑

  31. incakola777

    That chicken parm is definitely about to start shooting out that Ass! Projectile style! 🤮

  32. YourWifeNdKids

    *begins putting sauce and cheese on your ass*

  33. OlderAndAngrier

    Not that bad tbh. Not the dish in the title but looks pretty edible.

  34. No-Development-5500

    However made the video has Never coocked before

  35. tomex365

    He made a lot of blunders, but if fixed I would actually eat it whole. It doesn’t really fit on r/stupidfood. The concept is cool but execution is terrible

  36. T4_8_15_16_23_42T

    I ain’t gonna lie I was SOOO scared that he wasn’t going to AT LEAST put that sh*t in the oven. When he did i was like Hallelujah thank God…but that ain’t no chicken parm chief

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