Corned beef, cabbage, and Russian dressing. It was magnificent.

by matt7259

18 Comments

  1. Pizzas that have nontraditional toppings but still look good aren’t crimes

  2. Aggrekomonster

    It is incredibly hard to find corned beef in Ireland and it’s only Americans that think it’s traditional… Russian dressing? Also not found in Ireland easily

    I would eat that pizza though no problem

  3. ControlImpossible182

    This is not an offense worthy of jail time. Six months of probation.

  4. TyzTornalyer

    The real crime is calling it a St Patrick’s pizza. Otherwise, looks decent

  5. bassocontinubow

    This is no crime. You’re free to continue being a functional member of pizza society.

  6. SynapseDon

    Straight to maximum security prison. St. Patrick’s Day isn’t for 5 more days! /s

  7. TheCatLamp

    Not Italian, unconventional, yet not over the top toppings. 

    *Feels alrite cheif, lad got a pass*

  8. That looks amazing, I would definitely crush that

  9. wtfdoiknow1987

    There is no crime here. That looks and sounds amazing.

  10. -nomad-wanderer

    errda senaaaaape sulla pizza diocanr

  11. NorthernH3misphere

    There may be an exception for this idea

  12. LowGearGod

    The only crime happening here is you aren’t sharing.

Write A Comment