The image speaks for itself; this is from a place in Lincoln City, Oregon that we went to on a family vacation awhile back. The cheese was so thick that it had hardly melted, the toppings which were under the cheese were barely cooked, and the crust had absolutely no discernible quality beyond “cardboard.”

As a bonus I attached a picture of their cheese bread, to drive home the quality of this place. For the record, I fought tooth and nail against going there, but I was outvoted.

by Heinous_Goose

13 Comments

  1. Yep, the cheese bread was highly anemic, and the deep dish was under-cooked.

  2. jlozada24

    I think you can actually dial 911 on that cheese bread

  3. ChanglingBlake

    A restaurant that serves frozen pizzas.

    Genius if they picked a better frozen brand.

    But this is clearly a case of impersonation.

    And if that’s *not* a cheap, frozen pizza, then the cooks need some basic cooking lessons because my homemade pizzas look better than that and I don’t put a lot of effort into them most of the time.

  4. Middle-Ad-6090

    In a pinch…pizza is sauce cheese bread.

  5. TheClalgy

    That looks good. You all have the taste buds of dead rocks

  6. hotvedub

    This has to be Gallucci’s that place is a shithole

  7. TheOnCcyborg

    This is the pizza I’d do at 2 am and think it fucking slaps, but receiving that in a restaurant is just disrespectful lmao

  8. build_a_bear_for_who

    This reminds me of pizza served at buffets

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