My son went to an event that advertised “free pizza”
He said they hyped up the pizza and asked them to wait. A half hour later, he got this.
by DadJokeBadJoke
30 Comments
giobaxgrgbld
It Is a pizza and If it’s free seems ok for me
joshmoney
Better than a kick in the head
kinzer13
What event was it?
snkker
Was it classified as an hors d’oeuvres or a meal? a single small pizza slice would not be considered a meal but rather an appetizer. If that picture is all that was available then it was 100% a filthy lie.
Idiotaddictedto2Hou
This is like complaining that your free beer is a room temp Bud Light.
PlaxicoCN
Looks good to me.
thingsandstuff4me
Not bad for free
ResolutionFar1361
r/ChoosingBeggars ?
I hope you bought him some fire ass pizza right after, to make him feel better.
AllOfTheSoundAndFury
I’d like free pizza.
villewalrus
Gets close to authentic italian pizza for free, complains online.
Cobainevermind_
People who go to an event just to score free shit deserve to receive junk.
naotemesse
If it’s free then idc, i would smash it
aloeicious
This post is the crime
manwiththewood
This is fine.
Notafuzzycat
Free. Why you complaining ?
SATerp
Well, it’s pizza and I assume it WAS free, so what’s the problem?
Yazhemog
Why complain about something free tho
Embucetatron
That water be looking crisp af tho
-The-Reviewer-
Blue lean
Mini-Heart-Attack
Would definitely still eat it
quantumfox20
They claimed it was Free, not good.
whyareustoopidbro
I’d come just for the water that shit came right out of a glacier
DinkleMutz
Looks like pretty legit pizza to me.
PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY
Looks like a pizza
J0NNY_BEE
Was it free? Was it pizza?
bulbasaurbulba
It could have been worse.
Katboxparadise
Looks like pizza. What’s the problem?
Jawn562
Wrong sign. Should say “Free SLICE of pizza” and some blue stuff
laloscasanova
the crime is this post
StrawhatJzargo
yeesh we complain all the time about our school pizza partys that gave minute angle sliced pizza.
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HOWEVER that solo cup is apparently filled with vodka? if it was free why complain but if it was paid but advertising free pizza that takes half an hour its kinda scummy
30 Comments
It Is a pizza and If it’s free seems ok for me
Better than a kick in the head
What event was it?
Was it classified as an hors d’oeuvres or a meal? a single small pizza slice would not be considered a meal but rather an appetizer. If that picture is all that was available then it was 100% a filthy lie.
This is like complaining that your free beer is a room temp Bud Light.
Looks good to me.
Not bad for free
r/ChoosingBeggars ?
I hope you bought him some fire ass pizza right after, to make him feel better.
I’d like free pizza.
Gets close to authentic italian pizza for free, complains online.
People who go to an event just to score free shit deserve to receive junk.
If it’s free then idc, i would smash it
This post is the crime
This is fine.
Free. Why you complaining ?
Well, it’s pizza and I assume it WAS free, so what’s the problem?
Why complain about something free tho
That water be looking crisp af tho
Blue lean
Would definitely still eat it
They claimed it was Free, not good.
I’d come just for the water that shit came right out of a glacier
Looks like pretty legit pizza to me.
Looks like a pizza
Was it free? Was it pizza?
It could have been worse.
Looks like pizza. What’s the problem?
Wrong sign. Should say “Free SLICE of pizza” and some blue stuff
the crime is this post
yeesh we complain all the time about our school pizza partys that gave minute angle sliced pizza.
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HOWEVER that solo cup is apparently filled with vodka? if it was free why complain but if it was paid but advertising free pizza that takes half an hour its kinda scummy