Burnt my toaster strudels

by pauldrano

33 Comments

  1. ThePennedKitten

    If you don’t make a design it just looks like a puddle of semen. 🙁

    Which makes me think of this guy on YouTube who claims Starbucks has semen.

  2. AbsoluteDarkness

    Why did you cum on them? Are you that upset?

  3. Emotional-Truck-2310

    Okay but why did you jizz on them??

  4. I know that’s the icing but God the toaster strudel icing is the one food that most resembles cum

    Or did you actually jizz on it?

  5. Western-Armadillo-19

    you could post it here also: r/cumfetish_extreme

  6. EldritchCuisine

    It’s the worst feeling when you burn the last two toaster strudels and it’s the last food in the house…

  7. MettaRed

    Why Males use any excuse to make a cum joke? Answer: Why do men love working at Nickelodeon? *too soon, I know*

  8. TheMaveCan

    Burning them must have really excited you

  9. ManSeeker94

    I’d devour that in a heartbeat. Idc who/where the icing is from. 💦👅

  10. ProfessorAnusNipples

    You guys don’t eat your toaster strudel burnt like this? It’s crunchy and ensures that the inside isn’t still cold. Just let it cool a little before frosting. Please apply the frosting in a way that doesn’t look like a melting puddle of semen. 

  11. toaster strudel tips: one toaster cycle with defrost and one shorter one without reduces the risk of burning them. Also if you wait a bit for them to cool before frosting it wont look as much like cum

  12. Infamous-Outcome1288

    Hardly worth having a wank over.

  13. TrippyMindTraveller

    Damn that’s some big loads. Impressive

  14. Room_Temp_Coffee

    They desperately need to reformulate the frosting or at least the squeeze pouch

  15. CastTheFirstStone_

    What’s that frosting made from?

  16. TheBrooklyn

    Ok, but that’s no reason to cum on them.

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