Spotted dick on hard wood

by LightofJah

7 Comments

  1. HirsuteLip

    With a cotton ball garnish? Sorry, Yank here. What is that stuff—candy floss?

  2. fruitmask

    oh I get it. this must be popular with the middle school crowd

  3. Neon_culture79

    That “plating” seems a bit on the nose don’t you think?

  4. ArtificialDuo

    You ok sweety? You hardly touched your cock and balls spotted dick..

  5. Savageparrot81

    What the fuck is this weird leathery biscuit pretending to be spotted dick?

  6. jungleddd

    That’s fruit toast with a garnish of cotton wool. The lack of plate is the least of your problems.

  7. BadKittyVortex

    That is the driest dick I’ve ever seen. That thing is supposed to be wet and soft, not hard, dry, and crusty.

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