The pizza itself was delicious, but the cut job and topping distribution were just sad

by Iximaz

10 Comments

  1. LaserGadgets

    Looks a bit like you sliced it and then reoranized the slices oO the cheese pattern matches here n there….
    Generally not a bad pizzy though. Perfectly round looks like a cheap store bought frozen pizza.

  2. OppressorOppressed

    understated choice of topping, kudos on that.

  3. HowellPellsGallery

    nothing escapes the singularity of a black hole. not light, not heat, not olives

  4. cuylernotscott

    It’s normally a misdemeanor so they’d usually have to talk to a judge about this, but did call it delicious. I’m gonna give this guy a written warning and send him on his way. 

    Now I’m sitting in my squad car. Breathing heavily. Thinking about whether I’d have let them off so easily if they weren’t so generous with the olives. Am I going soft, or have I just seen too much? Is my love for olives making me biased? I dunno. I guess I’ll be on to the next call. 

  5. drmanhattanbeach

    The bread rose and pushed all the toppings to the center.

  6. Cautious-Ad6727

    Black olives are my favorite. I can taste it now would’ve been awesome if it was like that over the entire thing.

  7. gordyhowitzer

    Honestly, it looks tasty, maybe a new person on the line with that topping and sauce distribution – it would be a verbal warning from me. The cut is way off too, how big was it?

  8. joyofsovietcooking

    This pizza looks as if it were assembled on a conveyor belt with robot-controlled funnels that dropped sauce, cheese chunks, and sliced olives onto raw dough as it passed.

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