Left my teenage son with the pizza.

by MrPWhitham

33 Comments

  1. Character-Plantain-2

    I’m more surprised he didn’t eat the whole thing

  2. MagneticWarp

    You have to beat your kid at this point.

  3. spacegirl2820

    Why the hell would he do that? Are you ok with him doing it?

  4. hyperfat

    If he didn’t buy it and it was for everyone, make him buy a new one. 

  5. SubHuman559

    All the healthy ingredients are in the crust. Doesn’t he know that? 😅

  6. That_Jonesy

    Faked, there’s clearly some pieces missing. I suspect whole ones.

  7. Itchy-Quit6651

    I think everyone here agrees that this is a pizza crime, and one of the worst pizza crimes imaginable.
    Should we commence with the sentencing?

  8. Bluefastakan

    Had a coworker who did shit like this and it drove me insane. We’d get pizza or donuts and she’d take a single bite out of a couple and then put the rest back. Her defense was “Oh, well my dad doesn’t mind when I do it.”

    She was 23.

  9. “*i’m stuffed lmao completely demolished these wings*” energy

  10. TheSmegger

    Let’s face it, not the worst thing a teenager boy could do to a pizza…

  11. PsychologicalHall388

    Takes the short bus to school, eh?

  12. styrofoamjesuschrist

    Is it too late to put him up for adoption?

  13. Hamilton-Beckett

    He’s a sweet heart. He saved you the crust!

  14. AlbinoSunburnGuy

    Did you a favor, pizza looks like ass

  15. midnightstreetlamps

    I’m sorry but teenager and still eating pizza like this? Wtf?! I would expect this from a child, maybe 11yo max. Now I need to go to the original and see if OOP commented this lil shit’s age.

    Edit to add: child is 15 freaking years old. Way too old to be pulling that shit.

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