Why the hell would he do that? Are you ok with him doing it?
SadsMikkelson
Eh, you raised it.
Amazing-League-218
Is your teenage son a raccoon?
hyperfat
If he didn’t buy it and it was for everyone, make him buy a new one.
Bdowns_770
That kid must have some good weed.
Consistent_Echidna90
That pizza looks fuckin trash
SubHuman559
All the healthy ingredients are in the crust. Doesn’t he know that? 😅
Successful-Dare5363
He’s getting a slap.
Meister_Ente
I’ve seen dogs with better manners.
Spompoflex
that pizza looks sad
pirikikkeli
For free?
That_Jonesy
Faked, there’s clearly some pieces missing. I suspect whole ones.
Icy-Conflict6671
Send his ass back to the factory
Itchy-Quit6651
I think everyone here agrees that this is a pizza crime, and one of the worst pizza crimes imaginable. Should we commence with the sentencing?
Haarzton
What was on the pizza before he ate it?
silliestspaghetti
You can correct this behavior?
chadmang
Make him buy another pizza
Bluefastakan
Had a coworker who did shit like this and it drove me insane. We’d get pizza or donuts and she’d take a single bite out of a couple and then put the rest back. Her defense was “Oh, well my dad doesn’t mind when I do it.”
She was 23.
Msimot
“*i’m stuffed lmao completely demolished these wings*” energy
TheSmegger
Let’s face it, not the worst thing a teenager boy could do to a pizza…
PsychologicalHall388
Takes the short bus to school, eh?
styrofoamjesuschrist
Is it too late to put him up for adoption?
Junior-Ad-2207
Did he American pie it?
IRISHCRIME74
Enjoy the retard you produced.
Amazing-League-218
Was he raised by animals?
Hamilton-Beckett
He’s a sweet heart. He saved you the crust!
Eh-Eh-Ronn
Bring back bullying
AlbinoSunburnGuy
Did you a favor, pizza looks like ass
Nobodiisdamnbusiness
Put that Animal Outside!
midnightstreetlamps
I’m sorry but teenager and still eating pizza like this? Wtf?! I would expect this from a child, maybe 11yo max. Now I need to go to the original and see if OOP commented this lil shit’s age.
Edit to add: child is 15 freaking years old. Way too old to be pulling that shit.
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I’m more surprised he didn’t eat the whole thing
Never too late for an abortion.
You have to beat your kid at this point.
Why the hell would he do that? Are you ok with him doing it?
Eh, you raised it.
Is your teenage son a raccoon?
If he didn’t buy it and it was for everyone, make him buy a new one.
That kid must have some good weed.
That pizza looks fuckin trash
All the healthy ingredients are in the crust. Doesn’t he know that? 😅
He’s getting a slap.
I’ve seen dogs with better manners.
that pizza looks sad
For free?
Faked, there’s clearly some pieces missing. I suspect whole ones.
Send his ass back to the factory
I think everyone here agrees that this is a pizza crime, and one of the worst pizza crimes imaginable.
Should we commence with the sentencing?
What was on the pizza before he ate it?
You can correct this behavior?
Make him buy another pizza
Had a coworker who did shit like this and it drove me insane. We’d get pizza or donuts and she’d take a single bite out of a couple and then put the rest back. Her defense was “Oh, well my dad doesn’t mind when I do it.”
She was 23.
“*i’m stuffed lmao completely demolished these wings*” energy
Let’s face it, not the worst thing a teenager boy could do to a pizza…
Takes the short bus to school, eh?
Is it too late to put him up for adoption?
Did he American pie it?
Enjoy the retard you produced.
Was he raised by animals?
He’s a sweet heart. He saved you the crust!
Bring back bullying
Did you a favor, pizza looks like ass
Put that Animal Outside!
I’m sorry but teenager and still eating pizza like this? Wtf?! I would expect this from a child, maybe 11yo max. Now I need to go to the original and see if OOP commented this lil shit’s age.
Edit to add: child is 15 freaking years old. Way too old to be pulling that shit.