My life as a dad summed up

by naintedjinned

22 Comments

  1. MustardKingCustard

    I would literally punch it down their neck.

  2. FidelCastroll

    Little shits are eating pork or nothing.

  3. iamfakejesus

    I make briskets pork butts ECT. Kids never want any. Wife will eat one serving. The rest is for me and I invite friends over for beers. Works out for me.

  4. Fancy-Barracuda8673

    There are two lessons you can teach. The right one: you’re eating barbecue or nothing. Tough luck. Put it on your plate you eat it, or just eat the sides. The other lesson: more bbq for me. Cook them the cheapest hot dogs there is. Let them eat. Then tell them what they’re made of. Eyeballs. Dookie chutes. Tongues. Ears. Pig lips.

  5. trailrunner79

    Throw some hot dogs on there when you’re done. Who gives a shit, more pork for you.

  6. Mr_Green-Skin

    Well, just do what my dad would have done. “You can hot dogs next week, now eat your pulled pork”

  7. Curmudgeon7777

    I believe the proper response is Too Bad So Sad

  8. RepresentativeArm389

    We have no hot dogs!! Now eat the damned pork or go hungry!! (Inspired by my dear father.)

  9. BR1M570N3

    “Your faults as son is my failure as a father”
    -Marcus Aurelius in Gladiator

  10. midwest73

    I’m lucky I guess. Two daughters, one who used to be super picky, one still picky. When it comes to something on the smoker, all I get is “Is it done yet? It smells good.” 😂

  11. NarrowNefariousness6

    Summing up parenting is whatever happens following this interaction.

  12. MonsieurBishop

    Happened to me too, bro I feel you.

  13. Mecha_Cthulhu

    I literally just spent a few hours making homemade gumbo last weekend because one of my kids asked for *Dad’s* chicken and sausage gumbo.

    Made him a bowl and he immediately said it wasn’t the right kind. I don’t know of any other kind…

    This is also the middle kid that says I never do anything for him.

  14. That’s not parenting. Your response to what they said is parenting.

  15. Only 9 hours for an 8lbs sphincter and it wasn’t resting for half the day before serving? Fucking amateur hour over here.

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