Um, excuse me, sir. This sub is about pizzas, not amorphous splatters of cheese and sauce.
AutoGen_account
thats a quesadilla crime
z3k3sr3v3ng3
Is it a crime? Yes. Would I still eat it *at rock bottom*? Yes.
JTB696699
This looks like you attempted a thin crust quesadilla pizza in the microwave? Try the oven I’ve had much better results.
SamePut9922
Not a pizza crime because it is not a pizza
AlaWatchuu
Not a pizza, so not a pizza crime. I’d still eat it, though.
Downtown_Big_4845
Is this the lasagne crime sub?
Tribbs_4434
Eh, sometimes all you have laying around is some tortillas and no Pizza bases (or the will to give a shit about making them from scratch and waiting hours for the dough to prove when really you’re hungry right the F now). I’ll allow it.
JustSomeWeirdGuy2000
What a delicious looking plate.
EEE3EEElol
Those tortillas(I assume) do not looked cooked, but if it was I’d eat that tbh
PlaxicoCN
This is some of that 6th grade latchkey kid cooking, where you are just going with whatever you can find. That being said, it was probably good.
Nicksix66
It’s just a tostada with a flower shell?
icedank
Pizza crime? No. Pizza poverty? Yes
EasyPriority8724
We have jellyfish that look better and probably taste better as well. Crime for sure.
Dankn3ss420
That’s not even a pizza though, that’s just a crime
Anus_peepee
Die
Frostbyte525
You tried.
A_lesser_god
That’s a cheap homemade pizza. They’re easy to do and still good
WhoLetTheDaugzOut
Smash
hauntedheathen
I thought you smooshed a lasagna
GullibleRisk2837
Would eat. But since it doesn’t technically have pizza crust, thus is more of a tortilla crime
Redfelfet
I thought this was lasagne. 😅
Mr_Menace_42069
You’re clearly going through something, cleared of all charges
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Um, excuse me, sir. This sub is about pizzas, not amorphous splatters of cheese and sauce.
thats a quesadilla crime
Is it a crime? Yes. Would I still eat it *at rock bottom*? Yes.
This looks like you attempted a thin crust quesadilla pizza in the microwave? Try the oven I’ve had much better results.
Not a pizza crime because it is not a pizza
Not a pizza, so not a pizza crime. I’d still eat it, though.
Is this the lasagne crime sub?
Eh, sometimes all you have laying around is some tortillas and no Pizza bases (or the will to give a shit about making them from scratch and waiting hours for the dough to prove when really you’re hungry right the F now). I’ll allow it.
What a delicious looking plate.
Those tortillas(I assume) do not looked cooked, but if it was I’d eat that tbh
This is some of that 6th grade latchkey kid cooking, where you are just going with whatever you can find. That being said, it was probably good.
It’s just a tostada with a flower shell?
Pizza crime? No. Pizza poverty? Yes
We have jellyfish that look better and probably taste better as well. Crime for sure.
That’s not even a pizza though, that’s just a crime
Die
You tried.
That’s a cheap homemade pizza. They’re easy to do and still good
Smash
I thought you smooshed a lasagna
Would eat. But since it doesn’t technically have pizza crust, thus is more of a tortilla crime
I thought this was lasagne. 😅
You’re clearly going through something, cleared of all charges