That’s not pizza, thus, not a pizza crime your honour
Is it a failure, yes, is it horrible, definitely
But a pizza crime was not committed
BaconUnderpants
That’s a chocolate chip cookie
ctrocks
Looks better than what they called Pizza when I was in school. Back then it was made in a huge sheet and cut into rectangular slices.
The crust was a good cardboard substitute, the sauce, red food coloring, and the cheese was more grease than anything. It was a pizza crime every time.
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That’s not pizza, thus, not a pizza crime your honour
Is it a failure, yes, is it horrible, definitely
But a pizza crime was not committed
That’s a chocolate chip cookie
Looks better than what they called Pizza when I was in school. Back then it was made in a huge sheet and cut into rectangular slices.
The crust was a good cardboard substitute, the sauce, red food coloring, and the cheese was more grease than anything. It was a pizza crime every time.
Raisinette pizza?