Woke up at 7:00am craving a gyro after 6-7 years without one. Restaurants not open until 11:30AM. Had it delivered by 10:00 AM from Restaurant Depot. Made a 3-pounder using a 12″ imported pizza crust. And I have at least 40 more to go. I will never crave a gyro ever again! (egg for scale)

by SpicyBeefChowFun

17 Comments

  1. SpicyBeefChowFun

    Abuout 1.25lbs of grilled gryo meat, lettuce, homegrown tomato, kalamata olives, tatziki sauce, feta cheese, and peperoncinis.

    Is this really so wrong?!?

  2. NoElk314

    WTF propaganda is this? Can I come for a visit and get a gyro that would feed someone for a day?!? 🔥

  3. riggedeel

    Did you by any chance say to yourself maybe half an hour earlier “wow that weed is really really strong. I think. Maybe I should have more to be sure”?

    I am jealous though. Only thought…next time order case of bananas. Then you could use a banana for scale and you’d have delicious bananas which might well appeal after your next round with the herb.

  4. gimmeafuckinname

    So you sliced pieces of the cone – chucked them in a skillet and put the cone back in the freezer? Looks like you got some nice crispy edges!

  5. Moms-milkers

    i fucking admire this dedication to the gyro

  6. HudsonCommodore

    Did you pay for a vertical stand for the meat cone? And a big sword knife for carving?

  7. middle-agedyeller

    This is unhinged and I am so here for it.

  8. Artisttype1984

    6-7 years without a gyro?! That sucks

    Glad you went for it and have gyros for days now!

  9. GoodChuck2

    Wait, honestly I think this is f’ing amazing (and that looks bomb) and I love that the digital age allows us to actually do stuff like this. But please explain the logistics of storing a vertical mound of meat like that at home for multiple re-uses. Also please indulge us how you carved it.

  10. ExternalTangents

    Truly incredible work to order delivery of 20lbs of gyro meat because you couldn’t wait an extra 90 minutes for a restaurant to open. The pull of the gyro is strong.

  11. ChildhoodLeft6925

    That’s so weird, I had the exact craving this morning, I was daydreaming about battling traffic to drive 4 hours out east to a Greek restaurant that I used to love growing up.

    I think it’s the weather, it just calls for gyros

  12. couchpro34

    We need people like you in charge. You get shit done!!

  13. hammond_egger

    That’s one fucking beast of a craving

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