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How my parents and I eat our pizzas. We also enjoy jigsawing the crusts back together once we're done with the center
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How my parents and I eat our pizzas. We also enjoy jigsawing the crusts back together once we’re done with the center


How my parents and I eat our pizzas. We also enjoy jigsawing the crusts back together once we’re done with the center

by noduckrice

26 Comments

  3. Commercial_Fee2840

    I stared at this for way too long trying to figure out why the pizza was white.

  5. Stranger1982

    > We also enjoy jigsawing the crusts back together once we’re done with the center

    Serial killer behaviour imho

  6. ThricePurgedMagus

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    Mafia levels of crime

  7. Ok-Banana6130

    Awh no, Please don’t do that, the rule says no matter how hard or soft the crust is, you eat it and finish it

  12. Dry_Badger_Chef

    As someone who’s not allowed to eat carbs basically at all any more, you should treasure all of that poor pizza corpse.

  13. dolly_da_anonymus

    Congratulations, you did it, you are banned from all pizzerias in Brazil.

  15. housevil

    I think the real crime is that pizzas don’t put toppings on all the way to the edge. Why leave plain dough at the edge?

  16. Thomisawesome

    The family in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre also seemed to be pretty happy, considering the shared insanity.

  17. Nuprin_Dealer

    Your family is basically the top mafia crime syndicate of pizza crimes.

  18. apintandafight

    Gaze into the pizza portal long enough and you might find something looking back at you.

  21. Shirowoh

    Someone didn’t get told as a kid, “if you want another slice, eat your crust”

  22. My_Name_is_Imaginary

    It’s not the part where you don’t eat the crust that bothers me. It’s the part where you put the crust back together like a puzzle

  25. This-Double-Sunday

    Jesus just buy a thin crust and stop being so wasteful.

  26. toweljuice

    Even though i wont eat crust half the time, for some reason this grosses me out

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