behold, this criminally bad vegan pizza my coworker was served in downtown Manhattan
behold, this criminally bad vegan pizza my coworker was served in downtown Manhattan
by longdrinkenthusiast
19 Comments
Tengallonhatpat
that’s either plastic cheese or leather pineapples
Stranger1982
Rejoice! Vegan cheese can finally look as plasticky as the real one!
Historicmetal
Cheese looks weird but might taste good. Otherwise not bad looking. I’d try it
Human-fruitsalad0001
That is… a…Massive mess.
Penguinkeith
I’d rather not even have any cheese substitute…. The crust and marinara would have been better
Mahotsaha
Manhattan? So both criminally bad AND probably criminally expensive
loonygecko
How can vegan food have no vegetables and look like an abortion? Visit Manhattan and find out!
jbyrdab
Is it vegan because it uses no animal products, or because no animal would eat it.
DingusOnFire
You ask for vegan cheese lol
TheVoidWithout
I bet it was 65 bucks too. Or more.
claremontmiller
Boys, I gotta say, vegan pizza is a fucking crime because vegan cheese fuckin’ blows. If you want a vegan pie, rock the Sizzle Pie method and just *don’t put any goddamn cheese on it like it’s a tomato pie* and have delicious, delicious slices
Embarrassed_Angle_59
I kinda feel like they did this on purpose? Not condoning, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all.
Sonarthebat
Why does it have hamburger cheese?
Nawnp
The cheese is disturbing until realizing it’s vegan.
AwetPinkThinG
Vegan and pizza should not be in the same sentence. Ever.
scottyjrules
In Manhattan? The city with the best pizza in the world? That should be a capital crime in NYC…
NotAllDawgsGoToHeven
Well what did you expect
BeefSerious
You asked for vegan cheese pizza, and because it is orange it is a crime?
19 Comments
that’s either plastic cheese or leather pineapples
Rejoice! Vegan cheese can finally look as plasticky as the real one!
Cheese looks weird but might taste good. Otherwise not bad looking. I’d try it
That is… a…Massive mess.
I’d rather not even have any cheese substitute…. The crust and marinara would have been better
Manhattan? So both criminally bad AND probably criminally expensive
How can vegan food have no vegetables and look like an abortion? Visit Manhattan and find out!
Is it vegan because it uses no animal products, or because no animal would eat it.
You ask for vegan cheese lol
I bet it was 65 bucks too. Or more.
Boys, I gotta say, vegan pizza is a fucking crime because vegan cheese fuckin’ blows. If you want a vegan pie, rock the Sizzle Pie method and just *don’t put any goddamn cheese on it like it’s a tomato pie* and have delicious, delicious slices
I kinda feel like they did this on purpose? Not condoning, but it wouldn’t surprise me at all.
Why does it have hamburger cheese?
The cheese is disturbing until realizing it’s vegan.
Vegan and pizza should not be in the same sentence. Ever.
In Manhattan? The city with the best pizza in the world? That should be a capital crime in NYC…
Well what did you expect
You asked for vegan cheese pizza,
and because it is orange it is a crime?
Is that ketchup and cheese slices?