Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub. Mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow. 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
Dijon mustard.
Lettuce.
Sun-dried tomatoes.

by BuckleyRising

19 Comments

  1. Moms-milkers

    i love the way they make me feel pain like never before experienced !

  2. Hollywood_Punk

    Absolute classic. Also, before he turned into a gate keeping, corporatist and buried everything behind a paywall, Binging with Babish did a great episode of his YouTube show where he made a Broodwich lol. It was pretty good.

  3. Gaping_Grandfather

    You call that a sandwich? doesn’t have bacon on it?

  4. mitchconner_

    No idea what the reference is, but that second picture is absolutely foul lmao. Especially without context.

  5. crazymoefaux

    The only thing I agree with Master Shake on is his stance on sun-dried tomatoes. They’d be way too overpowering.

  6. Frankenfucker

    I used to have them made at Publix when I loved in Florida. Fucking amazing.

  7. RealBadSpelling

    No sundried tomatoes! It really doesn’t need them!

  8. Loved that episode, that sandwich has way too much dye in it though.

  9. marrymejojo

    It’s got Sun-dried tomatoes on it. No thanks. Those things are gross.

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