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Is how I cut my pizza a crime?
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Is how I cut my pizza a crime?


Is how I cut my pizza a crime?

by TheAlphaKiller17

23 Comments

  1. Instantsoup44

    Kind of, but the bigger crime is putting it on the box instead of a plate

  2. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    Freedom! 🫴🌈🍕🗽🇺🇲🎶🕊️✨

  3. Icy-Conflict6671

    No but the way you cooked that home run inn pizza is.

  4. TwitzyMIXX

    I think you should become a math teacher

  5. ASecularBuddhist

    Yes. Awareness is the first step to acceptance.

  6. dystopianprom

    What’s with that green stuff lol

  7. jfrorie

    Bellicinos serves their pizza like this. So I think you are ok.

  8. Asthmos

    no criiiime. this isnt even “weed in the sock drawer” bad

  10. in1gom0ntoya

    making anything that resembles those middle pieces is punishable by pizza forfeiture

  12. CrippledJesus97

    Cut job is fine. Lol different slices for different ages

  14. Cod3broken

    Best of both worlds, slices and squares

  15. Special_Dingo_1520

    Party squares and slices. Best of both worlds

  16. loonygecko

    I have long argued that alternative cut styles should be legalized, let’s not be stodgy here! 🙂

  17. Starshines_Blackhole

    Not legally a crime, but that’s doesn’t stop me from wanting to murder you (in Roblox).

  18. ThanosWasTony

    You’re a free thinker morty! Don’t be sheep!!

  20. Salty_Eye9692

    I can deal. Some pizza shops have signs that say “circles should NEVER be squares” so tread lightly

  23. Biscuits4u2

    Nah man you’re just a guy who likes to keep his options open

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