Only ate the toppings

by enchantedsouls8

12 Comments

  1. Itchy-Quit6651

    Guilty, and if a fork was used to commit the crime then the jury needs to consider the death penalty.

  2. Konjuress

    …. And one honkin bite of crust.

    100% a crime committed by someone struggling on their low carb diet

  3. This is on par with Eric Cartman eating all the skin of the KFC chicken. I hope you were alone

  4. liteprotoss

    Honestly you can save that with some minced garlic, slow toasted in oil. Re-toast the whole pie and glob some of that garlic oil on.

  5. uprightsalmon

    I’ve done this with crummy pizzas

  6. sav-vas

    Eww you skinned your pizza, hope you’re happy now

  7. ChanglingBlake

    Man, if you want pepperoni, just buy a package of pepperoni.

    Edit: on second look, the cheese is gone, too. Just order pasta.

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