Looks like shit but it's very tasty and healthy

by managerjohngibbons

39 Comments

  1. kytran40

    You should use less plastic and put it in those compostable dog poop bags

  2. realtorconcerns

    nah, this not shitty food porn this just shit

  3. psylli_rabbit

    I would definitely recommend putting these in dog poo bags and walk around the park with them.

  4. cinder7usa

    At least you know none of your coworkers are going to take it.

  5. acidtrippinpanda

    Lmao you could really mess with people with that

  6. flapperjordan

    Why do the homemade protein bars always look like lil’ turds? It’s like “no good deed…”

  7. mattyboy555

    “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
    -Happy Gilmore

  8. BoxMacLeod

    There are a lot of posts on the subreddit where someone posts something vaguely brown and sausage shaped and everyone jumps on the “LOL POOP FROM A BUTT” unfunny bandwagon…

    …this post is probably the closest thing I’ve seen that looks like actual fecal matter. Good job.

  9. eulynn34

    “you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

  10. Herpty_Derp95

    They’re gonna think you’re that one German politician who made a video of himself eating human dookey.

  11. jokergrin

    Lovely after shot, but how does it look BEFORE you’ve eaten it?

  12. mrfugggit

    Looks like it’s already gone once round the block.

  13. mshell1924

    OK but did you have to use the word “nibble”?

  14. Speedygonzales24

    Some people take the title of this sub too literally.

  15. Dismal_Discipline_76

    ” … yOu EaT piEcEs oF sHiT foR brEaKfAsT ? “

  16. thefamousjohnny

    What does it look like before you eat it?

  17. itsnotbritneybitch

    1) Take an unusually long time in the work restroom (long enough for a line to sort of form)

    2) Flush, open the door, and wash hands

    3) Pull out protein “bar” from pocket and start eating

    4) Profit

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