A vegan deep dish pizza. Vegan is fine but why does the crust look crusty feet?

by JewelerPowerful2993

26 Comments

  1. noetkoett

    Can’t be sure but I suppose in addition to vegan it’s also gluten free for maximum not-goodness.

  2. Dull_Examination_914

    It looks like vegetables in a stone dish, does not in any way resemble pizza.

  3. solarfall79

    Wow, took me a minute to realize that was the crust rather than some sort of stone serving vessel. Big yikes.

  4. My fat ass thought it was a pizza in a hollowed out Brie wheel. Then I read the text. Arrgh!

  5. in1gom0ntoya

    is it made of cassava or some other similar root?

  6. GoCryptoYourself

    not only is it vegan, but gluten free.

  7. MegaBobTheMegaSlob

    Personally I never understood the point of vegetarian/vegan “substitute” foods like fake cheese and similar. There’s a massive variety of tasty and nutritious foods you can still eat without resorting to highly processed fake crap. I’m an omnivore myself but if someone offered me real food that happened to be vegan I wouldn’t turn it down (hell I eat rice and beans like 3-4x a week) but I’d slap someone if they expected me to eat something like this.

  8. Suspicious_Plant4231

    I was vegan to the extent of making mozzarella cheese out of beans and I still don’t know what the fuck that is. Maybe it’s made with buckwheat or hemp powder?

  9. Low_Wall_7828

    I didn’t realize it was the crust, thought it was some fancy dish. Looks like molded Feta.

  10. Flashy-Club5171

    I thought this was a clay “Art”

  11. RetMilRob

    Help, isn’t a deep dish dough already vegan? So why change the recipe?

  12. WalterBlackness

    It took way too long to realize this was “pizza” and not ingredients in a molcajete

  13. Ok-Tank5312

    I’d be willing to give this a shot if the crust didn’t look like stone

  14. padraigtherobot

    No. “No such thing as bad pizza.” I beg to differ

  15. correctionhumanbot

    Isn’t regular pizza dough Vegan anyway? What is this cracked ashtray?

  16. KittyandPuppyMama

    Looks like something on the flintstones.

  17. Sonarthebat

    I thought the crust was an unpolished stone bowl.

  18. forcedintothis-

    Pizza dough is already vegan, why do this?

  19. Lemondrop-it

    Maybe it’s made out of real vegans.

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