Do you eat a whole box of fried onions while watching tv?

by 4strings4ever

24 Comments

  1. CuratorOfYourDreams

    Beat me to cross-posting this. Now I want fried onions

  2. toorad4momanddad

    only when i want diarrhea

    pretty sure you’d get a couple days worth of fat from eating all that

  3. IncontinentiaButtok

    No. But now I really want to..

  4. LettuceOpening9446

    No, but I do dump a crap load onto my salads.

  5. ChiTownOrange

    Pour some sour cream on there like it’s a bowl of cereal

  6. exhaustedhorti

    I’ve done this. I’ve also done this with fried jalapeños. Did my digestive tract love it? No. But my soul was happy. Lol

  7. Lord_Humongous768

    I would work that into my salads for a couple weeks

  8. Bajanjedi69

    I never thought of it before… buuut.

  9. dickface327

    Inwas about to post the same thing a few weeks ago. Me and fam eat those fried onions by the can during tv

  10. RhetoricalAnswer-001

    If the box is the size of a sippy carton, then yes. Otherwise, no.

    Perhaps r/onionlikers is the sub for me.

  11. Slight-Winner-8597

    No, because I want to climb stairs without my heart giving way?

    They’re a fun addition to food, but please don’t actually do this, it has to be insanely unhealthy.

  12. RedForkKnife

    Not with a spoon, shovel it into your mouth with your hands

  13. retchedBreak

    You know what would be amazing with this? Diced red onion, diced tomato and a squeeze of lemon

  14. JCNightcore

    I did once. Straight from ikea. I probably lost some of my life span, but it was delucious

  15. indetermin8

    No, because I pretend I’m not a gluttonous heathen and just take quick spoonfuls until I’ve finished the package.

    There’s a reason I don’t buy them and it’s the same reason I don’t buy chips.

  16. Virghia

    I was quite a picky eater back then so rice + heaps of fried onions was my thing. My tastes have broadened since but I still enjoy putting a lot of fried onions in my meal

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