You have the right to remain silentby LeavesInsults1291 16 Comments ShiftyState 1 year ago Pizza Crime Code 391.16(b) has an exception that reads:*”In the case that a crust is dry, flavorless, or otherwise boring, it shall be permitted to omit its ingestion.”* Bottle_Gnome 1 year ago Yo, you got twenty minutes of great pizza with Little Caesars. I’m not gonna waste that time eating the 10lbs of crust that Little Caesars gives you _Blumpkinpie_ohmy_ 1 year ago Did a shark attack happen? joyofsovietcooking 1 year ago This is how I would torture people during an enhanced interrogation. “Food’s here, we got you a pizza.” Icy-Conflict6671 1 year ago How the fuck do you even do this? Some_Nibblonian 1 year ago Nothing wrong with this. Not everyone wants to eat an extra loaf of bread. BeefWellingtonSpeedo 1 year ago Distain for excessive crust is not a 🍕crime. The crime is in the excess of crust, because you ordered a pizza, not a circular breadstick. BeefWellingtonSpeedo 1 year ago π👈🥺✨- a_real_vampire 1 year ago What? Hey!! Guess I’ll get in on this. Do a flip on your way down to hell! WineOhCanada 1 year ago  OldButStillFat 1 year ago I’m gonna need a bottle of ranch dressing and some hot sauce for that. SabziZindagi 1 year ago The crime here is buying and therefore perpetuating this type of shitty pizza which should not exist. MidoTheMii 1 year ago Inverted PAC MAN? Farva8501 1 year ago Do I see breadsticks in the making?? JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 1 year ago I’m using syntax correctly and you’re not. Loremaster_Of_Crabs 1 year ago Write A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
ShiftyState 1 year ago Pizza Crime Code 391.16(b) has an exception that reads:*”In the case that a crust is dry, flavorless, or otherwise boring, it shall be permitted to omit its ingestion.”*
Bottle_Gnome 1 year ago Yo, you got twenty minutes of great pizza with Little Caesars. I’m not gonna waste that time eating the 10lbs of crust that Little Caesars gives you
joyofsovietcooking 1 year ago This is how I would torture people during an enhanced interrogation. “Food’s here, we got you a pizza.”
Some_Nibblonian 1 year ago Nothing wrong with this. Not everyone wants to eat an extra loaf of bread.
BeefWellingtonSpeedo 1 year ago Distain for excessive crust is not a 🍕crime. The crime is in the excess of crust, because you ordered a pizza, not a circular breadstick.
SabziZindagi 1 year ago The crime here is buying and therefore perpetuating this type of shitty pizza which should not exist.
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Pizza Crime Code 391.16(b) has an exception that reads:
*”In the case that a crust is dry, flavorless, or otherwise boring, it shall be permitted to omit its ingestion.”*
Yo, you got twenty minutes of great pizza with Little Caesars. I’m not gonna waste that time eating the 10lbs of crust that Little Caesars gives you
Did a shark attack happen?
This is how I would torture people during an enhanced interrogation. “Food’s here, we got you a pizza.”
How the fuck do you even do this?
Nothing wrong with this. Not everyone wants to eat an extra loaf of bread.
Distain for excessive crust is not a 🍕crime. The crime is in the excess of crust, because you ordered a pizza, not a circular breadstick.
π👈🥺✨-
What? Hey!! Guess I’ll get in on this. Do a flip on your way down to hell!
I’m gonna need a bottle of ranch dressing and some hot sauce for that.
The crime here is buying and therefore perpetuating this type of shitty pizza which should not exist.
Inverted PAC MAN?
Do I see breadsticks in the making??
I’m using syntax correctly and you’re not.
