One of my medium rare steaks on a Celebrity Cruise..

by gentlesCranberry

49 Comments

  1. cilantro-slut

    Steak so gray thought this was a partial black and white photo. So sorry OP 😢

  2. Wonderful-Cup-2721

    Cruise steaks ain’t fresh apparently, I prefer steaks on dry land

  3. mets2016

    I see the milk steak, but where’s the jelly beans?

  4. Excellent-Length2055

    I never order steak unless it’s a steak centered restaurant like The Keg or something similar. This is typically the result of a random diner style steak.

  5. Appropriate-Coast794

    I’d crash the ship myself

  6. Curious_Freak_1202

    Obviously, it’s not a celebrity chef cruise!

  7. rasmuseriksen

    I’ve had better steak at Denny’s. Significantly better

  8. stevenbrotzel91

    That’s not well done. That’s congratulations

  9. Sirhctopher024

    Just think… a cow died for this.

  10. MomsSpagetee

    Reminds me of “steak night” at a resort in Playa del Carmen. Overcooked, sinewy, tough, dry, really bad.

  11. pkmntcgtradeguy

    Noted, do not get steak on a cruise

  12. wigglin_harry

    tbf it was probably cooked correctly but then they likely covered it up after it was plated, then it just decided to keep cooking itself

  13. bingusbuttbag

    Enjoy your rubber with seasoning on it

  14. CrisbyCrittur

    The more I read about these cruise “experiences” the less I want to ever set foot on one of these floating Petri dishes. My wife’s fam went on one for a Birthday Celebration, brought COVID back with them. Good times. Steak looks like the sole of a shoe.

  15. JimmyTheReeech

    You could throw that off the ship and the sharks would throw it back.

  16. TexasDonkeyShow

    Looks about right. I specifically ordered a steak on my last cruise just because I wanted to see how shitty it was going to be.

  17. Boogra555

    “I’ll have the shoe leather, medium rare, please.”

    “Right away, sir.”

  18. Simon_Jester88

    Used to sail, steaks will turn grey at sea

  19. Hannah_Dn6

    Is this why so many people get sick on cruises? I felt ill just looking at that.

  20. HouseReyne

    That’s Golden Corral quality, literally.

  21. SubHuman559

    I’m sorry but I had to down vote this, because it made me sad.

  22. Federal_Pickles

    Another reason I’m never going on a crisis

  23. minuteman_d

    Every time people tell me that I should go on a cruise because of the plentiful and good food, I always think of stuff like this.

  24. Willing-Tie-3109

    I got food poisoning down voting this post ama

  25. damian20

    Looks like they had it in a pan full of water

  26. sharkb8ed1

    I don’t think my dog would eat that

  27. AshamedConcert1462

    Did they cut this steak from the cadaver of a drowning victim?

  28. Dio_Yuji

    Did they at least give you some ketchup? Lol

  29. BoilerBear

    I’m always morbidly impressed when someone is capable of overcooking a steak to that extreme while also getting no sear.

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