I got a plant from one of the “big box” home improvement store. It said “red peppers” on the label. I ended up with these. What do I do with these spawns from Satan?

by Jax-A-Lope

28 Comments

  1. GuShuBonsai

    Dehydrate them and make pepper flakes

  2. Naisu_boato

    Dry them and make flakes? Make a suave from them

  3. Diligent-Ice1276

    Cut them into strips and add them to a steak and cheese. I used to do that with Thai red peppers.

  4. Southern_Mushroom259

    They look great! Any idea what variety they actually are?

  5. PurpleyPineapple

    LMAO imagine buying a red pepper and expecting a harmless red bell pepper but ending up with these… Bruh. They’re lucky you knew what you were doing and didn’t just try to slice up a few to throw in with dinner 😂

  6. Partagas2112

    Stuff them with cream cheese, wrap in bacon and bake them for the perfect snack.

  7. tiger_bee

    Those look like Ghost peppers. I have a big harvest of Death Spiral peppers coming up and I thought about infusing some vodka or everclear to see what that is like. I always do some sort of lacto ferment with my peppers to make a mash/relish. It is good for putting on eggs or anything really…

  8. OptimisticTerrapin

    Brine them and make hot sauce.

  9. CestLaVieP22

    Put one in a bottle of tequila for a few hours. Remove it, taste it. If it’s spicy enough, enjoy with pineapple juice and some ice!

  10. Vegetable-Two2173

    Those are Ghost for sure.

    Had a huge crop that’s still producing this year. I have 2 jars of ridiculously hot sauce, a large shaker of dried flakes, gave away my last harvest…and just picked 10 more this morning.

    If you find a good use, I’m all ears.

  11. CapnSaysin

    You could cut one up at a time and put it in different types of recipes. Save the seeds and trade them with people online for other exotic peppers you want to grow. Make red pepper flakes. Give the peppers to a family member or friend at work tell them to try a piece of it, or save the seeds and grow them….

  12. bothwaysme

    Lick them all to claim them as your own.

  13. ColumbianGeneral

    They’re multiplying beyond control! Soon they’ll be demanding your Wi-Fi password and eventually your next of kin! Stop them before it’s too late!

    Should they eventually ask for your first born you will know it is too late.

  14. AdWonderful1358

    Dry them, crush them, put them in a shaker…

  15. Tootboopsthesnoot

    Have you tried “boofing” it. I hear it’s all the rage now

  16. natedogg2326

    Get a couple extra rolls of Charmin

  17. Chosen0217

    I dehydrate in the oven. Just put on a cookie sheet in the oven at the lowest temp until totally dry. Then take OUTSIDE to blend into powder or flakes. DO NOT under any circumstances open that blender until all the dust settles. Very carefully put into an airtight jar and use to season chili, salsa, etc. Family favorite of ours!!

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