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this is the shitty advice onion. he’s here to give you shitty advice. if you have a question i’ll interpret for you.


this is the shitty advice onion. he’s here to give you shitty advice. if you have a question i’ll interpret for you.

by callmestinkingwind

38 Comments

  1. JimmyFallonsLiver

    Shitty advice onion, what’s the meaning of life?

  2. Moondoobious

    How to get rich, shitty advice onion?

  3. WormsHole

    shitty advice onion is it better to be loved or to be feared, pray tell.

  4. throwawaytdf8

    Shitty advice onion, what is the best goal to strive for in life?

  5. sTeezyfall

    Shitty advice onion, I hate my desk job but it’s as good as it gets for my situation, what is your advice?

  6. Terrynia

    Oh shitty advice onion, is it possible for men and women to be purely platonic friends?

  8. MyDogGoldi

    Shitty advice onion, boxers or briefs?

  9. Terrynia

    Shitty advice onion… i never watched the *last episode* of ‘Game of Thrones’ because i didnt want to be disappointed. All these years later, should i finally watch it?

  10. visionsofcry

    How can I get my boss to give me a raise, considering that I’m self-employed?

  11. Maymayboy2

    Shitty advice onion, I asked my crush on a coffee date and she said she’s busy today and maybe some other time. Should I ask again?

  12. Blerkm

    Dear shitty advice onion, if candy is dandy but liquor is quicker, where does that leave methamphetamines?

  13. stupid_bulimicbitch

    Shitty advice onion: How does one cure depression?

  14. Khaernakov

    Hello, what is the best way to prepare onions?

  15. idiotista

    Shitty advice onion, what is the best way to lure a man into your den?

  16. AnalBabu

    hello mr. onion, what advice would you give to someone who loves onions but is allergic to them?

  17. Queef_Wellington69

    What’s the best wat to cure my crippling anxiety

  18. surpriserockattack

    What’s the fastest way to eat an onion?

  19. Valuable-Drink-1750

    The weather is awful this week, shitty advice onion. What can I do about it?

  20. Secure_Wing_2414

    shitty advice onion, should i pay off my credit card debt or get a boob job?

  21. Crotean

    Dear Shitty Advice Onion, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  22. Lady_Rhino

    Dear shitty advice onion, what’s the best way to stay in touch with my friends?

  23. Revolutionary-Play79

    Shitty onion why must I have diarrhea?

  26. Jennifer_Pennifer

    Shitty Advice Onion, how often should I change the oil in my car?

  27. originalorb

    Shitty Advice Onion, I need some electrical work done in my house, but I can’t afford an electrician. What should I do?

  28. Gypsopotamus

    Shitty advice onion, when’s a good time to start drinking today?

  29. whydyoulietomezorak

    Shitty Advice Onion, my resident cat hates our new kitten. How do I proceed?

  31. softstones

    Shitty advice onion, why you make me cry?

  33. Quantum_Sushi

    O great shitty advice onion… Are you now breathing manually ?

  34. Dakizo

    Dear Shitty Advice Onion, do I bring a 3 year to her great grandfather’s funeral?

  35. truthfullyidgaf

    Shitty advice onion,where do I go to look for happiness.

  36. Gloomy-Amphiptere679

    Shitty advice onion… are you delicious?

  37. _black_crow_

    How do I stop starting projects and then not finishing them?

  38. Whoopsy-381

    Dear Shitty Advice Onion: Are green onions really scallions? I need to know for a recipe.

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