Olive oil, Italian seasoning, and cornmeal under the dough. mozzarella and provolone, New York white sauce, imitation crab, Old Bay, repeat the cheese and Old Bay, fold questionably and brush with garlic butter. cooked in an aluminum takeout dish on the top rack at 400 for 30 minutes. she said the fake crab was too sweet and the shape is lacking, but I was pretty satisfied!
included also is my defense, evidence that I am capable of cooking a real pizza
by infinitetheory
8 Comments
That’s not a pizza, it’s a Subway seafood salad hot pocket. It’s a crime, but not of a pizza variety.
That’s where facehuggers hatch from.
We’re going to need to build some sort of super pizza jail for this
Alien Facehugger inside, careful
thats not even a pizza, it looks like what you get if you put a facehugger pod in a microwave.
Say no to cheese and shellfish
If you are gonna commit a crime, ideally commit one she is gonna enjoy participating in.
I would call that a calzone … case dismissed.