Told her standing on a wet towel stops onions from making you cry.
by LouieLives69
33 Comments
faucetpants
Evil genius
meatsntreats
How are people this dumb. Oh wait, I know how…
Previous_Judgment419
Crazy lookin mandolin
MrLuthor
Is that a meat slicer being used to cut onions? That’s an interesting choice.
Life-Gur-2616
Those nails are a no from me dawg
Randomized007
Nails and shoes, two no nos
machuitzil
Contact lenses work really well. For a long time I thought I was “inmune” to onions. Then I wore my glasses to work one day.
A sharp knife is the best deterrent, failing contact lenses. And I don’t do this at work because every spray bottle has chemicals in it, but I own a cat. So when I’m chopping onions at home I’ll mist the air if it gets too intense and walk away for a minute.
itmecrumbum
you guys are corny as fuck.
DanimalPlays
It sure does.
itsaaronrogers
I feel like if they are going to fall for that they shouldn’t be operating a slicer
TheDrummerMB
Getting someone without nonslips to step on a wet towel while operating a slicer is the second most concerning thing in this picture.
thefatchef321
I was hoping this was someone’s kit suspended in a 22 qt ice cube
BrandynBlaze
Tell your newbie they have AI fingers.
stewajt
Nails. Street shoes. No parchment to catch the slices. Where is this place?!
HtxBeerDoodeOG
Tell them to empty the hot water on the coffee maker
Crafty-Koshka
Disgusting they have those nails plus no gloves. I bet if you told her to wear gloves though she said that she can’t with those nails. Welp guess you’re not having a job then. Jfc
Miskalsace
We made our new girl empty out the tea machine. We all closed while she spent an hour and a half filling up 7 22qt. cambros worth up.
SuitednZooted
Those nails 😱😱😱
jlmckelvey91
I’m hoping those are going to be pickled or caramelized or cooked, cause if they’re just going on burgers then where are her gloves?
Bulkestbogan
Why the fuck is everyone igboring the fact that you have a meat slicer long nails and a person with probably no real knowledge on how this thing works.
Its a catastrophy materials for the ages
NickotheRs
sorry for the dumb question;
Why is this a prank? All I found while googling is that it supposedly helps?
thevyrd
Alright what’s with the angle that slicer is set up? Why isn’t it the way where you can actually stand in front of the table? Standing off to the side like that, on a corner, with the corner actually blocking you from view, as you’re running a meat slicer? Holy shit man that’s just an accident waiting to happen.
Nails, shoes, whatever. The way that slicer is set up is straight up the most dangerous thing in this image. Just rotate it 90 degrees. Hell rotate the table 90 degrees. Its also just blasting their boxes with whatever gets sliced. Mmmm onion juice soaked pizza cardboard.
tamokibo
“Intake advantage of young people that trust me to guide them, and I’m funny for it.”
Richie_Cummingham
You’re an unsafe piece of shit on multiple levels. Young kid, running a slicer, in street shoes, on a slippery surface, with nails. Multiple heath code violations, multiple safety violations, and thinking you’re funny but not. Rethink your trajectory and think about how you should be better.
Fallout4Addict
Why is someone with nail Polish anywhere near food??
And you put this on the Internet like it’s not even an issue for you.
ohmighty
Nails and shoes like everyone else said but I’m also guessing based on this angle that guests can see her from the bar seats. That’s so gross to me for some reason I can’t explain
LibertyInfinite
I was told to eat the heart of the onion, threw up in the toilet
mfante
Remember, people with really long nails also have to wipe their asses 😬
TheSpaceBoundPiston
They tried to pull this on me, and I put it on auto and shot the shit with the dishwasher.
Dumbasses didn’t know it had an auto feature for the cradle lol
Individual-Jealous
Straw hat pizza doesn’t sound good
ryandunnthe3
Is there something under the towel? Like a raw egg or something? I don’t get the prank. What’s so funny?
“HAHAHA! You’re standing on a wet towel?”
Is that it?
LightWonderful7016
Who’s letting someone prep with long as fake nails like that? Gross.
Otherwise-Mango2732
I love these because it’s clearly a staged photo. “Just do this and I’ll take a picture. Don’t worry. Your face won’t be visible”
33 Comments
Evil genius
How are people this dumb. Oh wait, I know how…
Crazy lookin mandolin
Is that a meat slicer being used to cut onions? That’s an interesting choice.
Those nails are a no from me dawg
Nails and shoes, two no nos
Contact lenses work really well. For a long time I thought I was “inmune” to onions. Then I wore my glasses to work one day.
A sharp knife is the best deterrent, failing contact lenses. And I don’t do this at work because every spray bottle has chemicals in it, but I own a cat. So when I’m chopping onions at home I’ll mist the air if it gets too intense and walk away for a minute.
you guys are corny as fuck.
It sure does.
I feel like if they are going to fall for that they shouldn’t be operating a slicer
Getting someone without nonslips to step on a wet towel while operating a slicer is the second most concerning thing in this picture.
I was hoping this was someone’s kit suspended in a 22 qt ice cube
Tell your newbie they have AI fingers.
Nails. Street shoes. No parchment to catch the slices. Where is this place?!
Tell them to empty the hot water on the coffee maker
Disgusting they have those nails plus no gloves. I bet if you told her to wear gloves though she said that she can’t with those nails. Welp guess you’re not having a job then. Jfc
We made our new girl empty out the tea machine. We all closed while she spent an hour and a half filling up 7 22qt. cambros worth up.
Those nails 😱😱😱
I’m hoping those are going to be pickled or caramelized or cooked, cause if they’re just going on burgers then where are her gloves?
Why the fuck is everyone igboring the fact that you have a meat slicer long nails and a person with probably no real knowledge on how this thing works.
Its a catastrophy materials for the ages
sorry for the dumb question;
Why is this a prank? All I found while googling is that it supposedly helps?
Alright what’s with the angle that slicer is set up? Why isn’t it the way where you can actually stand in front of the table? Standing off to the side like that, on a corner, with the corner actually blocking you from view, as you’re running a meat slicer? Holy shit man that’s just an accident waiting to happen.
Nails, shoes, whatever. The way that slicer is set up is straight up the most dangerous thing in this image. Just rotate it 90 degrees. Hell rotate the table 90 degrees. Its also just blasting their boxes with whatever gets sliced. Mmmm onion juice soaked pizza cardboard.
“Intake advantage of young people that trust me to guide them, and I’m funny for it.”
You’re an unsafe piece of shit on multiple levels. Young kid, running a slicer, in street shoes, on a slippery surface, with nails. Multiple heath code violations, multiple safety violations, and thinking you’re funny but not. Rethink your trajectory and think about how you should be better.
Why is someone with nail Polish anywhere near food??
And you put this on the Internet like it’s not even an issue for you.
Nails and shoes like everyone else said but I’m also guessing based on this angle that guests can see her from the bar seats. That’s so gross to me for some reason I can’t explain
I was told to eat the heart of the onion, threw up in the toilet
Remember, people with really long nails also have to wipe their asses 😬
They tried to pull this on me, and I put it on auto and shot the shit with the dishwasher.
Dumbasses didn’t know it had an auto feature for the cradle lol
Straw hat pizza doesn’t sound good
Is there something under the towel? Like a raw egg or something? I don’t get the prank. What’s so funny?
“HAHAHA! You’re standing on a wet towel?”
Is that it?
Who’s letting someone prep with long as fake nails like that? Gross.
I love these because it’s clearly a staged photo. “Just do this and I’ll take a picture. Don’t worry. Your face won’t be visible”