Give her a bowl of sauce and cheese, stop having her absolutely neglecting that poor, delectable dough.
ZyxDarkshine
Your mom is a Disney villain
belte5252
I did this when i was on keto and now find myself doing it randomly when i think the bread isnt good.
Grammer edit
Indisex01
So she’s a child!
Eh-Eh-Ronn
Your mom is a 4 year old?
lotusbloom74
May as well just bake some sauce with cheese on top then
BuffaloStranger97
This disturbs me
NinJ4ng
Thats ok, Dennis will have the crust.
noterik666
Keto
Icy-Conflict6671
Your mom is the anticrust. (Kill me please)
AfterBill8630
Adventurous-Wait9050
How much does your mother weigh?
Ruin369
Just get her a bowl of marinara and cheese. Cheaper and doesn’t create waste.
MissDryCunt
Your mom is Donald Trump
Totalwink
Cute-Sun-8535
fucking diabolical
Reddit_User_Giggidy
flavor hides in the sauce and cheese….calories in the dough…..just order her a parmesean….what kid they say? she loves the eggplant so maybe go for that?
salsarider2020
If my crust looked like that I would too 💀
PhilRubdiez
The worst crime is the use of cutlery.
Spiritual_Error_2731
We should introduce your mom to my sister. She only eats the crust and scrapes all the toppings off.
Antigravity1231
My boyfriend’s kid takes the cheese and sauce off and just eats the crust. Between the 2 of them nothing would be wasted.
Rathma86
Probably cause it looks like frozen store bought pizza
lift_heavy64
Your mom is incorrect
SirTheRealist
Your mom should stay away from pizza. This is unacceptable lol
Lopsided-Cry4616
wow. my dad does not eat the crust of my pizza which feels like a slap in the face. having your mom not eat the dough at all must feel like a Mike Tyson punch to the gut. from what i can tell your pizza looks nice.
Brisselio
That’s such a horrible crime. My SIL won’t eat sauce on pizzas and its such a nightmare getting pizza when she is over because half is no sauce… and I hate it..
deferredmomentum
I had an almond mom too. How’s your binge eating disorder going?
rock082082
Order mozzarella sticks 😂
SubHuman559
Smart Lady
ArwingElite
So the crust is just a little plate made of food to her? And she’s still using an actual plate?
FCRavens
They actually sell trays of sauce and toppings in certain places
CanadianRedneck69
This would be a crime but she’s innocent I’m this case because that looks terrible
turntteacher
Is… is this in Lima? I recognize that plate
TheCaveEV
my husband does this because he’s gluten intolerant
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Is she autistic? Genuine question.
Give her a bowl of sauce and cheese, stop having her absolutely neglecting that poor, delectable dough.
Your mom is a Disney villain
I did this when i was on keto and now find myself doing it randomly when i think the bread isnt good.
Grammer edit
So she’s a child!
Your mom is a 4 year old?
May as well just bake some sauce with cheese on top then
This disturbs me
Thats ok, Dennis will have the crust.
Keto
Your mom is the anticrust. (Kill me please)
How much does your mother weigh?
Just get her a bowl of marinara and cheese. Cheaper and doesn’t create waste.
Your mom is Donald Trump
fucking diabolical
flavor hides in the sauce and cheese….calories in the dough…..just order her a parmesean….what kid they say? she loves the eggplant so maybe go for that?
If my crust looked like that I would too 💀
The worst crime is the use of cutlery.
We should introduce your mom to my sister. She only eats the crust and scrapes all the toppings off.
My boyfriend’s kid takes the cheese and sauce off and just eats the crust. Between the 2 of them nothing would be wasted.
Probably cause it looks like frozen store bought pizza
Your mom is incorrect
Your mom should stay away from pizza. This is unacceptable lol
wow. my dad does not eat the crust of my pizza which feels like a slap in the face. having your mom not eat the dough at all must feel like a Mike Tyson punch to the gut. from what i can tell your pizza looks nice.
That’s such a horrible crime. My SIL won’t eat sauce on pizzas and its such a nightmare getting pizza when she is over because half is no sauce… and I hate it..
I had an almond mom too. How’s your binge eating disorder going?
Order mozzarella sticks 😂
Smart Lady
So the crust is just a little plate made of food to her? And she’s still using an actual plate?
They actually sell trays of sauce and toppings in certain places
This would be a crime but she’s innocent I’m this case because that looks terrible
Is… is this in Lima? I recognize that plate
my husband does this because he’s gluten intolerant
Based mom