I love the Jenga inspired tower of veggie sticks. The sticks, the tower, it’s all beautiful in an *oh my god look at that!* kinda way
glassjaw2214
Masterpiece. It’s just a true work of art. I can’t stop finding new things to laugh about.
ThisIsMySorryFor2004
The Ugly Olive is a Danish literary fairy tale by Danish poet and author Hans Christian Andersen (1805–1875). It was first published on 11 November 1843 …
Huge_Celebration2025
Crudite to Heaven
KennethPatchen
My favourite is the dry and defeated quarter radish at the top. He’s thinking about ending it all, leaping from the ledge, but sees what’s become of his olive compatriots below and is reluctant to suffer their fate.
MoneyFunny6710
My wife and I like to play a game with this one: find the lost olives.
alienplantlife1
It kinda looks like Nevada with a boner where Vegas should be.
Hayeseveryone
I’m the commenter that pointed out the bowl of shredded carrots with a single olive on top, it’s one of my most upvoted comments ever.
What a fantastic time we had, tearing into that overpriced monstrosity.
NextBestHyperFocus
I like the limp fennel stems and leaves used as what I assume is a garnish
CompactAvocado
the dumbest part isn’t that it exists, its that someone paid for it
Annual_Version_6250
Omg. Please tell me someone didn’t actually accept that and paid $700????
pepushe
What is broccoli doing?
Mayion
this is food world equivalent of UI designing is my passion
SoloxFly
The vegetable stairway to heaven but instead of heaven it’s half a radish
El_Grim512
700$ seems kind of steep.
TraylorSwelce
Where’s the bucket of ranch?
throw667
I like the misty, dreamy appearance with the soft focus in the photo. Like it was served at Rivendell.
cfgy78mk
I could get all that for about $35 at the salad bar here in 29 minutes when the deli opens. Three to-go salad bar containers. Maybe four. Maybe closer to $50.
c-lab21
$700 platter with 2¢ knife skills
Easy_Combination_689
A cup of shredded carrots🤣
draizetrain
Showed this to my husband for the first time and he immediately bust out laughing. This should be the sub’s banner
WingCool7621
its the stairway that leads to nothing
CantaloupeCamper
The slide is amazing … i don’t even know what that’s supposed to be.
But hey they got $700 for it? I want in on that business! Make fun of me all you want…
ScottyKnewStaceysMom
my fav is the bowl of pickled red onions with a classic single olive garnish
TateAcolyte
On the one hand, preserving pictures that the OP wants deleted is a bit morally dubious imo. On the other hand, to let this glorious mess be forgotten would be an absolute tragedy.
DeadEnoughInsideOut
If you dont get it obviously you can’t afford it. It’s OK to be a simpleton but don’t make fun of art you don’t understand,only a refined pallete and a keen eye can see the bueaty in this masterpiece.
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[Link to the original submission for posterity.](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1fg6wqx/a_700_cold_veggie_platter_for_a_wedding_tonight/)
Why is the food on napkins?
This should be the subs photo
There’s still time to change careers
I love the Jenga inspired tower of veggie sticks. The sticks, the tower, it’s all beautiful in an *oh my god look at that!* kinda way
Masterpiece. It’s just a true work of art. I can’t stop finding new things to laugh about.
The Ugly Olive is a Danish literary fairy tale by Danish poet and author Hans Christian Andersen (1805–1875). It was first published on 11 November 1843 …
Crudite to Heaven
My favourite is the dry and defeated quarter radish at the top. He’s thinking about ending it all, leaping from the ledge, but sees what’s become of his olive compatriots below and is reluctant to suffer their fate.
My wife and I like to play a game with this one: find the lost olives.
It kinda looks like Nevada with a boner where Vegas should be.
I’m the commenter that pointed out the bowl of shredded carrots with a single olive on top, it’s one of my most upvoted comments ever.
What a fantastic time we had, tearing into that overpriced monstrosity.
I like the limp fennel stems and leaves used as what I assume is a garnish
the dumbest part isn’t that it exists, its that someone paid for it
Omg. Please tell me someone didn’t actually accept that and paid $700????
What is broccoli doing?
this is food world equivalent of UI designing is my passion
The vegetable stairway to heaven but instead of heaven it’s half a radish
700$ seems kind of steep.
Where’s the bucket of ranch?
I like the misty, dreamy appearance with the soft focus in the photo. Like it was served at Rivendell.
I could get all that for about $35 at the salad bar here in 29 minutes when the deli opens. Three to-go salad bar containers. Maybe four. Maybe closer to $50.
$700 platter with 2¢ knife skills
A cup of shredded carrots🤣
Showed this to my husband for the first time and he immediately bust out laughing. This should be the sub’s banner
its the stairway that leads to nothing
The slide is amazing … i don’t even know what that’s supposed to be.
But hey they got $700 for it? I want in on that business! Make fun of me all you want…
my fav is the bowl of pickled red onions with a classic single olive garnish
On the one hand, preserving pictures that the OP wants deleted is a bit morally dubious imo. On the other hand, to let this glorious mess be forgotten would be an absolute tragedy.
If you dont get it obviously you can’t afford it. It’s OK to be a simpleton but don’t make fun of art you don’t understand,only a refined pallete and a keen eye can see the bueaty in this masterpiece.