Yo expo, what table ordered a human meat kebab? Cheque will be a little late, can we sub pork?
parkerjh
Mother fucker – I did that 20 years ago and I still think about it. It sucked because I was stabbing a ticket after a ferocious rush that we just killed – like spiking a football in the endzone after a 50 yard Hail Mary…… it took the wind out of my sail instantly. But mother fucker, 20 years later, you can’t take that $2,000/hour from me
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Yo expo, what table ordered a human meat kebab? Cheque will be a little late, can we sub pork?
Mother fucker – I did that 20 years ago and I still think about it.
It sucked because I was stabbing a ticket after a ferocious rush that we just killed – like spiking a football in the endzone after a 50 yard Hail Mary…… it took the wind out of my sail instantly. But mother fucker, 20 years later, you can’t take that $2,000/hour from me
I’m glad you didn’t go [full stigmata](https://youtu.be/Nqgjwn82lMY)
Sharp little fuckers. Classic.
How’d you get the middle of your thumb? How do you hold the check when stabbing?
That’s not too bad. I have seen a guy slam his fucking palm thru one of those. He was definitely under the influence of a couple things.
You’ll be alright. Take care
Seen the Xray of one through someone’s forearm?
I always impale the table number on the ticket and then forget what table I’m going to.
How
Idiot
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Well don’t do that…