While fighting two employees and in a choke hold, the would-be robber faced two choices from a kitchen knife welding manager: "prison or death". Man picked "prison", stopped fighting, and waited for police.

Texas, so the only charges filed are aggravated robbery.

by justincave

12 Comments

  1. Fallawake88

    Man, don’t bother people while they’re working. Simple.

  2. Maybe *dont* fuck with people surrounded by dangerous objects and generally filled with hate towards other humans…

  3. PineTree_00

    Damn, and the manager even tried to shoot him with his own gun! Brutal but well deserved

  4. Artemus_Hackwell

    That is the second failed robbery at that place that I know of. They apparently don’t fuck around.

  5. bwoahful___

    Cheering for the employees, but that would’ve been a major “I just work here” moment for me lol

  6. Moving-thefuck-on

    “Prison or Death?” Even in a crisis, that manager is checking in with the customer. 5 stars.

  7. TrevorFuckinLawrence

    Thought I was in r/fightporn for a second and was about to get pissed there was no video lol

  8. ScipioLector13

    Austin is a little more “far east California” than Texas, but still, can you imagine facing charges for NOT letting yourself get robbed?

  9. You don’t fuck with people that fantasize about the day someone stupid enough will walk in to try and fuck with them. These cooks gave him some karmic levels of get back, man is lucky he left alive and in one piece.

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