I was looking back at a charcuterie board I made today and realised… either it looks like a š± or I just stared at it for too long.
And because of this paranoia that I potentially made a charcoochie board literally for a large catering event, I'm now looking at all the other ones I've made and wonder if there's a decline in my work š the further the photos get, the older they are.
by Ok-Armadillo-8995
11 Comments
Anyone under 18 at the event? Your boards are beautiful. Donāt worry about it!
Not until you asked. Donāt say anything š
Do you mean the board with double clit, being spread by freshly manicured fingers, with a bad case of discharge around the lips on period? No, it doesn’t look suggestive.
I think it looks great. 99% of people would think nothing of it and the 1% who spend too much time on Reddit and have a dirty mind will get a good laugh. Win-win.
If they can’t find the cheese clit they never should have *came*
The Goatse charcuterie board
I had to go back and look to see what you meant. No it looks beautiful
I wouldnāt have noticed it unless you pointed it out but I would definitely relocate a few things. Specifically, the roses. š¤£
Other than that, it looks delicious!
Edit for spelling.
FLAPS! They look great though haha
These are beautiful. Friendly suggestion would be to add some fresh herbs and maybe some sweet cherry peppers, cornichones, or mixed olives for some more color. Again these look delicious and great work.
No color look too meaty. Needs dried fruit fresh fruit olives jams etc