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Professional Italian Magic: The Gathering posted this on Twitter


Can’t make this up

by Platemails

26 Comments

  7. quantax

    Ordering: I’d like a large cold pizza with extra disappointment on top. Just to be clear, Im going to check upon delivery, and I better be fucking disappointed.

  8. danfish_77

    Since this happened in Italy it might actually be a crime

  9. lik_a_stik

    As a non-professional magic player, that’s a first warning and then a DQ motherfucker.

  11. Realistic_Link_5935

    thats an unevenly cooked gas station pizza with LOADS of mayo its almost guaranteed cold

  12. moogoothegreat

    I’d eat it, but that’s cause I’d eat anything. See if I can’t talk someone into daring me to do it to make the resulting fart festival worth it.

  13. MrMimeWasAshsDad

    Bro is gonna gas out the competition

  14. _agilechihuahua

    Professional Italian Magic: Deconstructed egg salad on room-temp Whole Foods frozen pizza. 🤢

  16. marlborohunnids

    yes this looks terrible, but it makes me want to make a deviled egg pizza. diced whites ofc with small dollops of deviled egg filling spread evenly and some paprika sprinkled on top. bet it’d be bomb if i made it well

  17. NothingOld7527

    Italy loses all pizza criticism rights forever

  18. Madhatter25224

    This pizza is banned in all formats.

  22. WaywornBump

    That is not a pizzacrime, not in Pesaro.

    It’s called “pizza Rossini”, to serve homage to the famous composer, Gioachino Rossini.

    This pizza is only served in Pesaro (marche) and in its whereabouts, for now….

    it can even be found as pizza romana and pizzette rossini, the latter being consumed as a breakfast supplement, but without coffee because that’s gross.

    Just saying there is a restaurant which has pages dedicated to this pizza, and they make the mayo by themselves.

    Here is an image, a proof that the Rossini is beloved by all, as it should always be, as it should be spread everywhere for everyone to enjoy.

    this pizza will show the truth to those willing to abandon their prejudices and embrace the true evolution of pizza as you know it.

    GIVE IT A TRY COME ON, IT’S DELICIOUS.

    IT IS THE BEST PIZZA CRIME YOU’LL EVER EAT.

    https://preview.redd.it/t2djnk5yuewd1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=142169d066ce1f820b8fd5510acb2d54dcfd5282

    Edit: added image for reference, i see people smiling, give it a try, it’s not like the other pizza crimes i swear.

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