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It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me (I've never purchased a Sharpie) 6 years accumulation
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It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me (I’ve never purchased a Sharpie) 6 years accumulation


It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me (I’ve never purchased a Sharpie) 6 years accumulation

by MurAmCon

41 Comments

  1. PlasmaGoblin

    Wait… people actually buy these? I thought they just kind of appeared when you weren’t looking, and disappeared when you need them.

  4. MurAmCon

    The industrial one on the right is my favorite ❤️

  10. Kirris

    Man I hope you stub your toe people will be taking my pens all the time

  12. Able_Bodybuilder3474

    So you’re the person stealing my damn sharpie

  13. NotOfYourKind3721

    Looks a lot like my sharpie collection, only I have like six chisel tips

  14. Bowwowchickachicka

    FOH chiming in. Long ago, when preparing for a couple weeks absence from work and knowing my coworkers would need to pick up my slack, I give them 140 ball point pens. I bought them bulk and they cost next to nothing. You could look into similar reparations for your sin. Or don’t, I dont care.

  15. This-Unit-1954

    I always wanted to be the guy who sorts linen at the plant, see what kind of treasure I could find. Not sure it’d make up for having to sort all the soiled linen though. Lots of dirty places out there.

  16. Fahernheit98

    r/buttsharpies  

    You don’t know where those have been. 

  18. Single-Ad-9648

    Weak. Back when I was on the line I’d end up with this amount annually. I have a photo somewhere. One even has my sous chefs name on it 🤣

  22. Mmarnik16

    When we get a new box, I keep one in my lowboy and one in my shoulder pocket.

    I can tell when someone steals one because the tips are always fucked.

  23. cb_cooper

    You’d think there’d be a video of someone writing “sharpie” with a sharpie, as in writing the Sharpie Logo that we see on the side of the marker; but, my cursory youtube search turned up nothing. Also, this is my first Saturday off in two months, so pardon the, uh, shower thought.

  25. XXII78

    Out of a crew of 5, I am the only person who labels or dates product, including our chef.

  26. ghostyghostghostt

    Not bad for 6 years what a nice guy you are

    (Literally has a sharpie drawer)

  28. BraileDildo8inches

    you know what’s next, r/sharpiechallenge

  30. whatswithnames

    Well, there went anonymously returning them. 🙂

    Aghhh that bothers the heck out of me as a manager.

    I get it, you forget you brought it home, just bring it back. Forget again? bring it back.

    lol, aghhhh.

    TY for sharing. 6 years worth? I could easily see being larger.

  31. idntrllyexist

    Those are rookie numbers. You need to pump those numbers up

  32. thusUnforgotten

    I buy my own, but I also never lend them out or leave them sitting. Couldn’t tell you the last time I lost one.

  33. Santisaurus

    That’s around 3 a year? Yeah you’re fine baby, just don’t mention anything about rags.

  35. Professional_Age_198

    I have a mason jar full of sharpies on my desk that I never paid for. I like to tell people “I brought this from home” when I have a sharpie in my hand. I’ve never brought one from home

  36. Fantastic_Parfait761

    For a second I thought I was on r/buttsharpies

  38. bluffstrider

    Rookie mistake. Never accumulate. Just swap your crappy old one for a newer one when you get a chance.

  41. Daxmar29

    This is why when I lend out pens/sharpies I never give them the cap.

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