A board from this weekend. You think they paid $2000 for this?

A board from this weekend. You think they paid $2000 for this?
byu/Olddellago inKitchenConfidential



by Olddellago

46 Comments

  1. spageddy77

    are the propellers to keep flies out of the product? if so, that’s pretty cool.

  2. PasteurisedB4UCit

    I’ve never seen fly desuaders. I must have them. What are they called cuz I dont think it’s fly desuaders.

    Oh ya, nice board.

  3. Specialist-Eye-6964

    How do you get to the food without getting your hand chopped off???? Pretty sure the blood would take away from the pretty table.

  4. 200$ worth of product. Im sure u could squeeze a grand from customerbut not 2000

  5. Careless_Car9838

    Certainly more than $799. Didn’t see any veggie ramp with a raddish on top tho

  6. Traditional-Dingo604

    They underpaid. You need to raise your prices

  7. scoobertdoobert9070

    Such an amateur setup. No veggie ramp and no carrot jacuzzi?? Sorry but I wouldn’t pay more than $10 for this absolute atrocity.

  8. JTMissileTits

    I hope there was something between the food and what looks like eucalyptus stems. They are not food safe.

    If you’ re going to use foliage near/on food, make sure it’s non-toxic. I would be mad AF if someone ruined an entire board with toxic flowers or foliage.

  9. Whole_Form9006

    No that looks half the size of my $2k tables .. maybe even smaller

  10. HeinousCalcaneus

    Oh cheese *smack* damnit… *smack* fucking hell *smack* smack* smack*

  11. BeardedBrotherJoe

    What in the steampunk cheffffferey is this? That looks delightful and delicious

  12. hornwalker

    I can see them being charged $2k for it, but it certainly doesn’t look worth it

  13. MatrimonyAcrimony

    how the fook do I get one of those olives under one of those Helicarrier props?

  14. Bitcracker

    The anti old people defense system is worth $3000

  15. rabbidasseater

    Where I’m from I’d be taken out and shot if I asked 2k but 600 yeah

  16. ConOregon

    I don’t know why but this type of meal simply disgusts me. It may look beautiful and taste great. But, nope.

  17. LeafandStone88

    How long does this stay out at room temp? Does everything go in the trash/compost after? Do people take home leftovers after?
    I like the concept but I just imagine a lot of waste.

  18. Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

    200 people at $10 a piece?

    I can see that.

    100 people at $20 is probably what it is. I see some moderately expensive shit masquerading as expensive shit. But 2 grand seems about right for the party.

  19. Butthole_Ticklah

    So would it chop it off if I tried or are they r/dontputyourdickinthat proof? Asking for a friend, of course

  20. Fans themselves makes that a second mortgage payment, these folks are fucking loaded

  21. Classic-Exchange-511

    The fans are a good idea but I’ve only ever used them at a few restaurants and they did nothing to keep the flies away from us. It did prevent them from landing in food though

  22. littlecreamsoda79

    Do those fans work for bees as well? We had a terrible time with yellow jackets at our last wedding.

  23. Down_it_up

    Does it come with bandaids for when you get your fingers rekt by the spinning blades

  24. Griffmeister86

    Half of this is going into the garbage no doubt.

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