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Does this count? Using the entire rest of the pizza as plate for the slice you're eating
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Does this count? Using the entire rest of the pizza as plate for the slice you’re eating


Does this count? Using the entire rest of the pizza as plate for the slice you’re eating

by malice_hush_jolt

16 Comments

  1. ACIIgoat

    That’s a crime no matter how you look at it.

    Shared pizza? No one wants your half eaten slice sitting on their next slice.

    Personal pizza? Dog you’re getting grease all over that slice. Just put it back from where you picked it up ffs.

  2. Dogekaliber

    I like that the shrubbery makes him look like he has a man-bun because I’d expect this behavior from someone who does.

  3. iraqyoubreak

    I remember watching this thinking “gd that pizza looks good…”

  8. StanleyQPrick

    Man in the doorway ready to use that phone to call the police

  10. LeVelvetHippo

    Thank God he’s not a pedophile or something

  11. Conscious_Nobody_520

    The guy in the background is cute, though. Built good.

  12. Chunk_Thud

    The small one is almost as big as the large.

  14. water2wine

    Does that look like a dirty disgusting way of eating pizza to you?

  15. SoulfulStonerDude

    Unless he’s eating that alone, that’s just gross

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