Perhaps the epitome of volume eating, the Balkan breakfast

I’m a bit surprised that this trend hasn’t shown up here yet, considering it’s all over the internet right now. No real recipe but just a list of ingredients of what’s on the board,
Cucumber
Tomato
Spring onions
Red onion
Red pepper
Jalapeño pepper
Feta cheese
Cabanossi
Salami
Ajvar
Olive oil
Salt