Real ones know

by HouseGraham

29 Comments

  1. KrazyKatz42

    Depending on where, could be the key for the paper towel dispenser or the juice machine.

  2. The tip of a pair of shears works just as well. Just don’t let chef see you.

  3. Netsugake

    Tec-9 keychain! Let’s go rush Bathroom Suka Blyat!

  4. Reasonable-Truck-874

    Fun fact, those classic black paper clips with two hinged metal arms? Pop one of those arms off and it can basically match the shape of some c-fold dispenser key slots

  5. johnofthong6

    Our paper towel/soap dispensers, if you squeeze the top, you can bypass the lock.

    Still got this on the keyring though

  6. suburbanmermaid

    i’ve used oil diffuser wicks/skewers to open the paper towel dispenser before 🫠 no key and a large line make a line cook think creatively.

  7. My_Own_Worst_Friend

    Am I the only one who was taught that it was called a giraffe key?

  8. wheres_the_revolt

    I’m guessing the paper towels don’t get replaced on your day off 😂

  9. amsterDAN85

    Where I work we call this key Bent-Over Sombrero Man

  10. Will-there-be-donuts

    We affectionately refer to it as “the cow”

  11. Lord_Grakas

    I got a hold of the key for the automatic paper towel dispensers for my work. Now they dispense the max amount so you don’t have to swipe 2-3 times.

  12. When I was in ninth grade we had a teacher who at the beginning of the year showed us this key. Nobody knew what the fuck it was so somebody says “…what is it?”

    He goes and says “its going to be one of yours. Whichever student puts in the most effort on my class will get this key and all of the contents that it unlocks”

    Some students got really excited and nobody knew what the key could be for. A really good student was awarded the key on the last day of school

    The excitement level from the class was unmatched at that moment, we all watched as the teacher placed the key in kids hand and said follow me as we all walked down the hall.

    I’ll never forget the roar of laughter from 25 students in a small corridor when it was discovered that all the key did was unlock the paper towel dispenser by the home ec room.

  13. I had a guitar case with a key that fit the paper towel dispenser

  14. If you flip it upside down it looks like a guy in a sombrero showing off his butthole

  15. Pro tip: If you look in the box the unit comes in there is usually a swap out for a button instead of a lock. Then anyone can reload the paper towels/toilet paper when it runs out, they don’t have to go find a key holder or attempt a break in. The keyed units are really only useful for customer bathrooms.

  16. Enginehank

    I’ve worked at like a lot of big concepts, arenas convention centers and such, and I went into a new job with one of these on my keychain in an arena, and even though I was a manager, one of the front of house people upon seeing me change out some paper towels myself was like “where did you get that from”, as if only certain people were supposed to have them.

  17. TheHumanPickleRick

    “It’s definitely not for cocaine.”

    “I… just asked if that was for the paper towel dispenser.”

    “There’s no cocaine in the paper towel dispenser, and this doesn’t just make a handy tool for locking up my drugs and easily taking a bump.”

    “Uh… ^can ^I ^have ^a ^”paper ^towel?”

  18. At my place we call it the cow key because “it looks like a cow” (it absolutely does not and I have no idea who came up with it)

  19. Dsuperchef

    Oh, you mean the fucking this absolutely nobody knows how to use buy *ME!!*.

  20. Storage-Helpful

    I used to have so many different keys on my keychain I used to cackle about going into rest area bathrooms and causing chaos….it was great.  I have regretted giving most of them away over time 

  21. GardenHoser24

    Probably opens the clear box on the thermostat.

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